Animaniacs Theme Song
Cast of the TV show Animaniacs
V: We're Animaniacs, we have pay or play contracts...
AV: We're Animaniacs, we have paid foreplay contracts...
Theme from the movie Arthur
Artist: Christopher Cross
V: ...the best that you can do is fall in love.
AV: ...the best that you can do is fool around.
Big D
Artist: ????? I need help on this one ?????
V: I'm going through the big "D" and don't mean Dallas.
AV: I'm going to the big ding dong named Alice.
Get Off Of My Cloud
Group: Rolling Stones
V: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!
AV: Hey, you! Get off of my plow!
It's In His Kiss
Group: I don't knooooooowwwww! HELP!
V: If you wanna know if your love is so it's in his kiss.
AV: If you wanna know if your love is so the Spanish kiss.
Latter Day Cowboy
Artist: Collin Raye
V: In the darkness his big pony idles...
AV: In the darkness his big bony iris...
Little Red Riding Hood
Group: Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs
V: ...walk with me and be safe.
AV: ...walk with me and José.
The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo)
Group: Mighty Quinn
V: When Quinn the eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna wanna doze.
AV: When Quinn the eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna overdose.
My Bonnie
Folk Song
V: My Bonnie lies over the ocean...
AV: My body lies over the ocean...
Penny Lane
Group: Beatles
V: A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray...
AV: A pretty nurse is selling puppies from a train...
Penny Lane
Group: Beatles
V: Penny Lane is in my ear and in my eye.
AV: And Elaine is in my ear and in my eye.
Perfect Isn't Easy from Disney's Oliver & Company
Artist: Bette Middler
V: Though many covet my bone and bowl...
AV: Don't bend me cover my bowling ball...
Secret Agent Man
Artist: Johnny Rivers
V: Secret Agent man...
AV: Secret Agin' man...
AV2: Secret Asian man...
Stoned Soul Picnic
Group: Fifth Dimension
V: Surrey down to a stoned soul picnic...
AV: Surrey down to a stone cold picnic...
Texas Tornado
Artist: Tracy Lawrence
V: My little Texas tornado...
AV: My little Texas tore her nado...
Thousand Miles From Nowhere
Artist: Dwight Yokam
V: I've got echos in my head.
AV: I've got pickles in my head.
Treat Me Nice
Artist: Elvis Presly
V: Treat me nice...
AV: Cream and ice...
When I'm 64
Group: Beatles
V: ...when I'm 64.
AV: ...when I'm 6 feet 4.
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
Artist: Shania Twain
V: Whose bed have your boots been under?
AV: Booze head have you schooched in under?
Why Should I Worry from Disney's Oliver & Company
Artist: Billy Joel
V: I may not have a dime, but I got street saviofair.
AV: I may not have a dime, but I got Regis Philbin's hair.
Winter Wonderland
Traditional
V: ...to face unafraid, the plans that we made...
AV: ...deface and to fray, the plans that we made...
Winter Wonderland
Traditional
V: ...and pretend that he is Parson Brown.
AV: ...and pretend that he is sparse and brown.
You're So Vain
Artist: Carly Simon
V: I had a dream there were clouds in my coffee...
AV: I had a dream there were clowns in my coffee...
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