10. I'll bet you ten bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

9. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

8. Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids, let's play gynecologist.

7. Is it cold outside, or are you just smuggling Tic-Tacs.

6. Do you want to see something swell?

5. If I could rearrange the alphabet , I'd put U & I together.

4. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples.

3. I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

2. Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?


......And the number one pickup line to use:

1. Sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up!