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         :-)            Happy 
         :-(            Sad 
         |-[#]          About to explode 
         >-<            Absolutely livid 
         :%)            Accountant 
         d:-p           Adolescent 
         :-\ 8o         After a cold shower 
         :-o ^^^^:      After zipping up fly too fast 
         :-{ -__-:      After slamming the toilet seat 
         #:-0           Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
         * :-o          Alarmed ! 
         V(8-|          Air Force pilot 
         -(             Always wear safety glasses 
         -)             Always Wear Safety Glasses 
        (|:-#          American footballer 
        =:-H           American footballer 
        C:#            American footballer 
        _:^)           American Indian 
        %-}            Amused 
        0:-)           Angel / saint 
        0:)            Angel / saint 
        O:-)           Angel / saint 
        o:-)           Angel / saint 
        O 8-)          Angel / saint 
        O |-)          Angel / saint 
        :-II           Angry 
        :-@            Angry 
        (:-&           Angry 
        :-||           Angry 
        ~ :-(          Angry Particularly 
        _o-)           Aquanaut 
        O-)            Aquanaut 
        @:-)           Arab 
        |I             Asleep 
        (I             Asleep 
        |-I            Asleep 
        |-|            Asleep 
        |-(            Asleep and having nightmares 
        3-I            Asleep and having nightmares 
        _(D)           Astronaut 
        ~:-o           Baby (crying) 
        (: )           Balaclava 
        (:-)           Bald 
        C:-|           Bald 
        :-%            Banker 
        (: )t          Bank robber 
        C):-O          Barbershop quartet member 
        q:-)           Baseball catcher 
        q:-#           Baseball catcher 
        d:-)           Baseball player 
        ~~~c___        Beach 
        *8-)           Beaker (The Muppet) 
        :-)}           Beard 
        :-}            Beard 
        :-)#           Beard 
        :<)=           Beard 
        (:-{~          Beard 
        :-)##          Beard long 
        :-)>           Bearded 
        %+|            Beaten Up 
        \:-)           Beret 
        /:-)           Beret 
        */:-)          Beret 
        (-E:           Bi-focals 
        :-)-8          Big girl 
        :-)3           Big girl 
        :-)-}8         Big girl 
        :-)8<          Big girl 
        :-)B           Big girl  
        :-)-{8         Big girl 
        ;-)-8          Big girl winking at you 
        :-(=)          Big Teeth 
        |-O            Birth 
        <>:-)          Bishop 
        :-*            Bitter 
        (:-D           Blabber Mouth 
        !-(            Black Eye 
        :-1            Bland 
        :-!            Bland 
        *L*            Blotto 
        :-*            Blowing a kiss  
        :-#            Blowing a kiss 
        :-x            Blowing a kiss 
        |-<>           Blowing a kiss 
        :*             Blowing kisses 
        :P             Blowing a raspberry 
        :-r            Blowing a raspberry 
        :-) -8         Blue balls 
        :-?            Blue Oyster Cult fetishist 
        :-(            Boo hoo 
        C:-)           Bonjour, Monsieur 
        :-)8           Bow tie 
        :-)x           Bow tie 
        :-)X           Bow Tie 
        :_)            Boxer 
        :o)            Boxer's nose 
        :-#            Braces 
        :-{#}          Braces 
        %-6            Braindead 
        %6             Brain dead 
        ;-)o===8       Braggart 
        R-)            Broken Glasses 
        (:-...         Broken Heart 
        :^)            Broken Nose 
        }:-(           Bull-headed 
        :C             Bummed 
        :-c            Bummed 
        :-C            Really bummed 
        |:-)           Bushey Eyebrows 
        ~M`'~          Camel 
        ~=             Candle 
        ||             Car 
        }:-<           Cat 
        :-) >          Celibate 
        :-/            Chagrined 
        C=:-)          Chef 
        Q=:-)          Chef (graduated) 
        )              Cheshire Cat 
        <|-)           Chinese 
        <|-(           Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. 
        ;-) ===8       Circumcised 
        *:o)           Clown 
        *:-))          Clown 
        <*:oDX         Clown 
        :*)            Clown 
        :-D            Comedy 
        (V)=|          Computer game champion 
        :-8(           Condescending 
        %-)            Confused 
        |-(            Contact lenses, but has lost them 
        3:-)           Cow 
        X-)            Cross Eyed 
        C):-)          Cowboy 
        :-[            Critical 
        :-t            Cross 
        :-z            Cross 
        %-)            Cross-eyed 
        H-)            Cross-eyed 
        %)             Cross-eyed 
        :,(            Crying 
        :/             Crying 
        :'-(           Crying 
        :,-(           Crying 
        :~(~~          Crying 
        :~-(           Crying 
        &.(..          Crying 
        :')            Crying 
        0-)            Cyclops 
        {0-)           Cyclops 
        (*): I         Cyclops 
        (O-)           Cyclops 
        .)             Cyclops 
        @-)            Cyclops 
        *-(            Cyclops Poked in the Eye  (or after meeting Odysseus) 
        X)             Dead 
        #-)            Dead 
        X-(            Dead 
        8-#            Dead 
        ]:-)           Devil 
        ~(O)|          Deep sea diver 
        (O)|           Deep sea diver 
        {:-{           Definitely unhappy 
        :-L]           Dentist 
        :-E]           Needs to go to the dentist 
        :-F]           Just came back from the dentist 
        >:-)           Devil 
        }:-)           Devil 
        >-)            Devil rude 
        };->           Devil rude 
        > ;7)~~        Devil and winky combined 
        >:>            Devilish 
        >:-)           Devilish 
        C=>8*)         Devilish chef with glasses and a moustache 
        :->            Devilish Grin (heavy sarcasm) 
        >:->           Devilish remark 
        :-|:-|         Deja'vu 
        =:-)           Dickhead 
        <=8:-)         Dickhead 
        =|:-)X         Diplomat 
        :-e            Disappointment 
        :-|            Disgusted 
        :-)-O          Doctor (with stethoscope) 
        :-(            Drama 
        :)~            Drooling 
        :-)~           Drooling / dribbling 
        :-B            Drooling / dribbling 
        :-)'           Drooling / Dribbling 
        :))            Double-chinned 
      :*)            Drunk 
        C=}>;*{))      Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. 
        C=}>;*{O)      Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin 
        C= 2>;*{))     Drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. 
        %-<|>          Drunk with laughter 
        %-)            Drunk with laughter 
        {:V            Duck 
        .\/            Duck 
        <:-)           Dumb Question 
        <:)            Dunce 
        <:I            Dunce 
        :-3            Eaten a lemon 
        :-&            Eating spaghetti 
        <:-O           Eeek ! 
        (:-I           Egghead 
        (:I            Egghead 
        :-|K-          Evening dress 
        }-)            Evil 
        >:-)           Evil Grin 
        |:-|           Excessively rigid 
        #-)            Exhausted after partying all night 
        :-#            Fat Lip 
        >-             Female 
        :)3            Female 
        *:-} 8 *       Female 
        *:-} 8 O       Female and on the make 
        %')            Finished off a fifth for lunch 
        (O--<          Fishy 
        ~==            Flame Follows 
        @;-)           Flirt 
        :'''-)         Floods of Tears 
        :-!            Foot in Mouth 
        :-<            Forlorn 
        :->X==|        Formal wear 
        /:-)           French 
        \:-)           French Hat 
        P-)            Fresh 
        8)             Frog 
        :-(            Frown (anger or displeasure) 
        :(             Frowning 
        (:-<           Frowning 
        (:-(           Frowning 
        *:*            Fuzzy 
        (:-|           General or marshal 
        (: (           Ghost 
        (: (=|         Ghost costume 
        :-)O           Girl very messed up 
        :-X            Giving you a big wet kiss 
        R-)            Glasses broken 
        %-(            Glasses broken 
        ::-)           Glasses broken 
        (8-{)}         Glasses, Moustache and a Beard 
        :]             Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend. 
        %~v            God I hate line noise! 
        |-{            Good Grief  (Charlie Brown) 
        8-)            Gorilla 
        |<:-)          Graduate 
        L:-)           Graduate 
        Q:-)           Graduate (recent) 
        :<)            Graduate from an Ivy League or Oxbridge college 
        :^D            Great! I like it! 
        8^|            Grim 
        ;-)=)          Grin 
        :-):-):-)      Guffawing loudly 
        \:^)           Gumby   
        :-)            Ha ha 
        -)             Ha ha 
        O:-)           Halo 
        /8^{~<         Hair Line, Glasses, Moustache, and Goatee 
        /8^{~          Hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee 
        ||*            Handshake 
        <|##           Hangman 
        ^L^            Happy 
        :-)            Happy 
        :^)            Happy 
        :-))           Very happy 
        :,-)           So happy that they're crying 
        :'-)           So happy that they're crying 
        :~-)           So happy that they're crying 
        8->            Just happy 
        ^(^            Happy variation 
        :%)%           Has acne 
        ?-(            Has a black eye 
        !-(            Has a black eye 
        %-)            Has had long bangs 
        :-~|           Has a cold 
        :-'|           Has a cold 
        :*)            Has a cold 
        :-')           Has a Cold 
        :-3            Has Eaten a Lemon 
        -(             Has had their eyes gouged out 
        E-(            Has had their eyes gouged out 
        =-(            Has had their eyes scratched out 
        .-)            Has only one eye 
        ,-)            Has only one eye and is winking 
        |:-)           Has bushy eyebrows 
        >:-( 8 *>-     Has a disparaging opinion of feminists 
        :-{~           Has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch 
        /;-)           Has one big thick cock-eyed eyebrow 
        %-)            Has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight 
        |-(            Has lost their contact lenses 
        {:-)           Has old-fashioned hair 
        -:-)           Has a Mohican 
        =:-)           Has a Mohican 
        ~:-)           Has a Mohican and has been out in the rain 
        #:-)           Has matted hair 
        &:-)           Has curly hair / forgot to brush their hair 
        S:-)           Has wavy hair / uses too much hairspray 
        @:-)           Has wavy hair / uses too much hairspray 
        >:->           Has a crew cut 
        J:-)           Has nice hair 
        $:-)           Has a comb stuck in their hair 
        o:-(           Has been shot between the eyes 
        +-(            Has been shot between the eyes 
        :I)            Has a septum pierce 
        :-|)           Has a moustache 
        :-{            Has a moustache 
        :<)            Has a moustache 
        :-*|           Has a moustache 
        :-{)           Has a handlebar mustache 
        :-3            Has a handlebar mustache 
        :-})           Has an RAF moustache 
        :-#)           Has a bushy moustache 
        :-$            Has mouth wired shut 
        :-(=)          Has big teeth 
        :-|]           Has no need to go to the dentist 
        :-T            Has just zippered their lips shut 
        :-B            Has just bitten their lip 
        :-))           Has a double chin 
        :-)=           Has a goatee 
        :-{>           Has a goatee 
        :-R            Has the flu 
        8*)            Has glasses and a moustache 
        :-) .          Has an innie belly button 
        :-) ,          Has an outie belly button 
        C:-)           Has a large cranial capacity 
        }:-}           Has a big grin 
        ;^?            Has been punched out 
        %+|            Has lost a fight 
        ;-\            Has been beaten up 
        ;-|            Has been beaten up but is staying silent 
        :-s            Has heard a bizarre comment 
        %-|            Has been working all night 
        :-S            Has just made an incoherent statement 
        :-*            Has just eaten something sour 
        :-#            Has just said something that shouldn't have been said 
        *-)            Has been shot dead 
        :-( |          Has been beheaded 
        :-(O           Has been hanged 
        ._/            Has been squashed 
        :-!            Has their foot in their mouth 
        :-P            Has their tongue hanging out in anticipation 
        (:-) ?         Has had a sex-change 
        <<<<(:-)       Hat salesman 

        HATS: 
        d:-)           Baseball cap 
        o<:-)          Bobble hat 
        c):-)          Bowler hat 
        C|:-)          Bowler hat 
        D)             Crash helmet 
        G:-)           Football helmet 
        @}:-)          Gardening hat 
        (|:-)          Helmet 
        <|:-)          Party hat 
        K:-)           Propeller hat / beanie 
        8-(:-)         Propeller hat / beanie 
        *\:-)          Tam o'shanter 
        =|:-)          Top hat 
        @:-)           Turban 

        :-(            Have an ordinary day 
        >:^(           Headhunter (Amazon style) 
        :X)            Hear no evil 
        :-...          Heart-broken 
        |:-)           Heavey Eyebrows 
        |-)            Hee hee 
        |^o            Hepcat 
        <:-)`          Hero 
        :->            Hey hey 
        <:<)}          Hippie 
        {-}}}          Hippie 
        (##]           Hockey player 
        :->            Hey hey 
        |-D            Ho ho 
        B-)            Horn-rimmed glasses 
        :              Hmmm 
        :-I            Hmmm 
        :-,            Hmmm 
        []             Hugs and 
        ,`:-C          Huh? What's the matter?" / "What's wrong? 
        m(_)m          Humble bow of thanks or apology 
        %*@:-(         Hung Over 
        %-\            Hungover 
        %*@:-)         Hungover 
        @-)            Hypnotist 

        /* Okay I end it here, I'll align the rest another day :P *\      

       ;-S        I kind of like it 
      (:-$       Ill 
      :~)        Ill with a cold 
      !:-)       Imaginative 
      ):-)       Impish 
      -]:-)[-    Impressed 
      :-( :-     Impotent 
      X-)        Inconscious 
      :-|        Indifference 
      :|         Indifferent 
      :-I        Indifferent/sad 
      8          Infinity 
      8-I        In suspense 
      8-|        In suspense 
      ~~:-)      Is on fire / has been flamed ! 
      ~~:-[      Is on fire / has been flamed ! 
      %-6        Is brain-dead 
      (:-|       Is an egghead 
      (:I        Is an egghead 
      <:-I       Is a dunce 
      &8-|       Is a nerd 
      *8-|       Is a nerd 
      8-)        Is a nerd 
      *X-|       Is a dead nerd 
      :-H        Is missing teeth 
      :-=)       Is an older user with a moustache 
      :<)        Is a blabbermouth 
      (:-D       Is a blabbermouth 
      :-B        Is a buttmouth 
      (:-$       Is ill 
      (-:        Is left handed 
      :-|8( )-   Is pregnant 
      :-d~       Is a heavy smoker 
      *:*        Is fuzzy 
      *:**       Is fuzzy with a fuzzy moustache 
      :-{8       Is very unhappy with the results of her breast implant surgery 
      |[*]       Is exploding NOW !!!!! 
      -:         Is upside down with a brick in their mouth 
      :::)       Is smiling despite being riddled with bullets 
      >8-0       Is in the throes of composition 
      :-D*       Is laughing so much they don't realise that there's a spider hanging from their lip 
      :*D        Is drunk and laughing in church for no reason 
      ._)        Is suffering from Lorentz contractions 
      I:-O       Is a flathead / flat-top 
      @:-}       Is just back from the hairdresser 
      :-]        Is a blockhead 
      :-[        Is an unhappy blockhead 
      o:-)       Is a pea-brain 
      C;-D       Jamie Ryan 
      :-C        Jaw hit Floor 
      d:-)       Jockey 
      :-)(-:     Just Married ! 
      8-O --*    Just before doubling over with pain 
      .-)        Keeping an eye out 
      :-T        Keeping a straight face 
      :-*        Kiss 
      :-X        Kiss 
      :*         Kisses 
      :-x}       Kissing 
      :-x        Kissing 
      +<||-)     Knight 
      :+)        Large Nose 
      :D         Laughing 
      :-D        Laughing 
      (-D        Laughing 
      (-)        Laughing 
      :-)))      Laughing or double chin 
      :.-)       Laughing tears 
      %-(|)      Laughing out loud 
      :'-D       Lauging so much that they're crying 
      :,-D       Lauging so much that they're crying 
      :D         Laughter 
      ;-}        Leer/ Leering 
      :-}        Leering 
      >:->       Leering 
      (-:        Left-handed 
      (}-8]      Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones 
      I-8)~V-|!  Left-handed general of an AF Apache radar section 
      : )        Leper 
      ;->        Lewd 
      :-9        Licking lips 
      :-?        Licking lips 
      :d         Licking lips 
      :-#        Lips are sealed 
      :-X        Lips are sealed 
      :-{}       Lipstick 
      8:-)       Little girl 
      X:-)       Little kid 
      %+{        Lost A Fight 
      >:-<       Mad 

      >:-<<      Mad 
      > :-(      Mad 
      <:-)       Magician 
      <*:-)      Magician 
      :-         Male 
      (:-)       Male 
      :)8-       Male 
      (:-) : -8  Male and on the make 
      (:-[ : 8-  Male sadist 
      (:/] > 8-  Male masochist 
      :-)... :-(...  Manic depressive 
      :-)... :-(     Manic depressive 
      (#-[       Marine 
      >X#-[      Marines never die, they just regroup in Hell 
      )-::-(     Married 
      #:-)       Matted Hair 
      {|:-)      Mao suit 
      <{:-)}     Message in a bottle 
      ]:-)       Member of the Royal Family 
      0>-<(=     Message of interest to women 
      o>8<(=     Message about interesting women 
      (:-#       Message about something that shouldn't have been said 
      2B|^2B     Message from Shakespeare 
      - @=       Message About Nuclear War 
      8-)*---    Miami Vice fan 
      :)         Midget smiley 
      *(:-|      Military officer 
      MP(:-[     Military Policeman 
      o(:-)      Miner 
      +<:-)      Monk / nun 
      :-|        Monkey 
      <:3        Mouse / rat 
      <:3 )~~~~  Mouse / rat 
      :-#        Moustache 
      :<)        Moustache 
      :-{)       Moustache 
      :-{        Moustache 
      :^{)>      Moustache and beard 
      :-X        Mute 
      :-:        Mutant smiley 
      :-#        My lips are sealed 
      (-)        Needs a haircut 
      ~~\8-O     Needs to Fix Frayed Cord on Computer 
      ~~:-(      Net.flame 
      ~:-(       Net.Flame 
      E-:-I      Net.ham-radio 
      O |-)      Net.religion 
      3:o[       Net.Pets 
      X-(        Net.suicide 
      8 :-I      Net.unix-wizards 
      {:-{)}     New hair style, mustache and beard 
      :/I        No Smoking ! 
      :-0        No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) 
      :=)        Noses has two (or has no nose...) 
      :_)        Nose sliding off their face 
      :--)       Nose very large 
      :c)        Nose very large 
      :C)        Nose very large 
      :c<        Nose very large 
      :~)        Nose squiggly 
      :>)        Nose big 
      (:+)       Nose big 
      :/\)       Nose extremely big 
      :u)        Nose pug 
      :n)        Nose pug 
      :^)        Nose broken / pointy / cute nose 
      :v)        Nose broken / pointy / cute nose 
      |~(        Nose has just had their nose broken 
      :+)        Nose has just had their broken nose set 
      :-)        Nosy 
      %-{        Not amused 
      :/)        Not amused 
      >:-(       Not keen on something 
      +<:-|      Nun/Monk 
      :-P        Nyah nyah 
      :-]        Obnoxious 
      :-o        Oh ! 
      8-O        Omigod 
      .-)        One-eyed 
      :-*        Oops ! 
      :-O        Oops 
      :-0        Orator 
      :-v        Orator 
      :-)|       Out on the town 

      People: 
      =|:-)      Abe Lincoln 
      =|:-)=         Abe Lincoln 
      ]:-} =]===>    King Arthur 
      B-)        Batman 
      B-|        Batman (played by Michael Keaton) 
      *8-)       Beaker (The Muppets) 
      *:o)       Bozo the Clown 
      :/7)       Cyrano de Bergerac 
      (8-o       Mr Bill 
      #:-o       Mr Bill 
      #:o+=      Betty Boop 
      :))        The Chesire Cat 
      )          The Chesire Cat 
      =|:=)      Charlie Chaplin 
      C|:-=      Charlie Chaplin 
      =:o]       Bill Clinton 
      :-)))      William Conrad 
      : .)       Cindy Crawford 
      >>-O->     General Custer 
      .-)        Sammy Davis Jr. 
      ,-)        Sammy Davis Jr. 
      B-(8       Sir Robin Day 
      :-[x>      Count Dracula 
      :-C        Count Dracula 
      8(:-)      Walt Disney 
      :###)      Jimmy Durante 
      :::-)      The Elephant Man 
      %-)        The Elephant Man 
     :--)        Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H) 
      -)         Jose Feliciano 
      7:-)       Fred Flintstone 
      [:-|I      Frankenstein's monster 
      [:-)       Fankenstein's monster 
      EK(        Frankenstein's monster 
      }:-{|      Clark Gable 
      :+)        Carl Friedrich Gauss 
      {          Alfred Hitchcock 
      :=(        Adolf Hitler 
      :-=(       Adolf Hitler 
      :-) ---    John Holmes 
      (:-) : 8===    John Holmes 
      :-) ===8`      John Holmes 
      :'O        Bob Hope 
      (8 )       The Invisible Man 
      :-(O)      Mick Jagger 
      ?8-o       Elton John 
      :-((       Al Jolson 
      :-))       Al Jolson 
      $-)        Alex Keaton (Family Ties) 
      -          Helen Keller 
      ===:-D     Don King 
      :-)!!!     Sam Kinnison 
      P-)        Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes) 
      C)B-)      The Lone Ranger 
      ~(:-)      Tonto 
      }B-i       Groucho Marx 
      |:['       Groucho Marx 
      :*)        Ed McMahon 
      :-!        Malcolm McUser 
      :-.)       Marilyn Monroe / Madonna 
      O-)        Megaton Man on patrol ! 
      8(:-)      Mickey Mouse 
      :'}        Richard Nixon 
      :-) 8      Dolly Parton 
      %\v        Picasso Pablo 
      %-~        Picasso Pablo 
      %-^        Picasso Pablo 
      :----}     Pinnochio 
      +-:-)      Pope 
      +O:-)      Pope 
      +<:-|      Pope 
      +<(:-)     Pope 
      +-(:-)     Pope 
      !-|        Popeye 
      @:-()      Presley Elvis 
      5:-)       Presley Elvis 
      :Q)        John Q. Public 
      7:)        Reagan Ronald 
      7:^]       Reagan Ronald 
      ([(        Robocop 
      |:]        Robocop 
      (|-| F     Robocop 
      >|(        Robocop 
      3:*>       Rudolph the Reindeer 
      *<:-)>     Santa Claus 
      *<|:-)     Santa Claus 
      o-<:-}}}   Santa Claus 
      *<(:-)     Santa Claus 
      o-(:-{o{{{{    Santa Claus 
      o<:-}}     Santa Claus 
      :-)===     Schwarzenegger Arnold 
      :-)        Shoemaker Willie 
      )P-(       Silver Long John 
      :8-1       Simpson Bart 
      3 :-)      Simpson Bart 
      ****:-)    Simpson Marge 
      :-)        Simpson Marge 
      /:-|       Mr. Spock 
      Q:-o       Tell William Jr. 
      :$)        Trump Donald 
      (8<|       Vader Darth 
      4:-)       Washington George 
      }:-{|      Whiplash Snidley 
      =):-)      Uncle Sam 
      =|:-)=     Uncle Sam 
      ->=:-)X    Zippy the Pinhead 
      =)||)      Zorro 

      Pet Smilies: 
      3:]        Pet smiley 
      3:o]       Pet smiley 
      3:[        Mean pet smiley 
      :-I        Semi-smiley 
      := |       Smiley baboon 
      :=8)       Smiley baboon 
      : =        Smiley beaver 
      d8=        Smiley beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat 
      8^         Smiley chicken 
      3:-)       Smiley cow 
      3:-o       Smiley cow 
      =^..^=     CyberKat 
      :3-<       Smiley dog 
      {:V        Smiley duck 
      .V         Smiley duck 
      B|         Smiley frog 
      B)         Smiley frog wearing sunglasses 
      8P         Smiley frog in the mating season 
      8b         Smiley frog in the mating season 
      8:]        Smiley gorilla 
      :-|        Smiley monkey 
      :8)        Smiley pig 
      :@)        Smiley pig 
      | )        Smiley salamander 
      ~~~~8}     Smiley snake 
      ><:>==     Smiley turkey 
      :->        Smiley walrus 
      :<=        Smiley walrus 
      :V         Smiley woodpecker 
      (:[        Smiley worm (or ant) 
      '~;E       Unspecified four-legged critter 

      (V)=|      Pacman Champion 
      *<8-)X     Party outfit with a hat and bow-tie 
      #-)        Partied ALL Night 
      :-/        Perplexed or Skeptical 
      [:-)       Personal stereo 
      :?)        Philosopher 
      g-)        Pince-nez 
      %-^)       Picasso 
      :8)        Pig 
      :-?        Pipe Smoker 
      oX)        Pirate 
      P-(        Pirate 
      P)         Pirate 
      +O:-)      Pope 
      :-[        Pouting 
      +:-)       Priest 
      I-)        Private Eye 
      :-         Prolog programmer 
      @=         Pro-nuclear activist 
      $:-} 8 *           Prostitute 
      (00)       Pulling a Mooner 
      -:-)       Punk 
      =:-)       Punk 
      - -:-(     Punk Rocker 
      -:-(       (Real punks don't smile) 
      =:-(       (Real punks don't smile) 
      :-"        Pursed Lips 
      (-::-)     Putting heads together 
      :-I        Puzzled 
      E:-)       Radio ham 
      E-:-)      Radio ham 
      q:-)       Rapper 
      =:7)~~     Rat / mouse 
      =;7)~~     Rat winky, sarcastic as ever 
      =:7(~~     Rat sad 
      =:7>~~     Rat sarcastic 
      ~~(*:=     Rat/Mouse left-handed 
      =%7)~~     Rat that has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours 
      =87)~~     Rat with eyeglasses 
      0 =:--~~   Rat Holy in punker look 
      |-)        Ray-Bans 
      :[         Real Downer 
      :~/        Really mixed up 
      +-(:-)             Religious leader 
      |-p        Revolted 
      <|-)       Rickshaw driver 
      |-]        Robocop 
      [:-]       Robot 
      :--]       Robot 
      [:]        Robot 
      [:|]`      Robot 
      <:-)<<|    Rocket pilot 
      4:-)          Sailor 
      :(            Sad 
      8^(           Sad 
      %-{           Sad 
      :-<           Sad 
      :-(           Sad, angry 
      (:-\          Sad Very 
      0:-)          Saint 
      M:-)          Saluting 
      :->           Sarcastic 
      :-]           Sarcastic 
      :-y           Saying it with a smile 
      ( :+(         Scared 
      :-/           Sceptical / undecided 
      :-\           Sceptical / undecided 
      *#*!^*&:-)    Schizophrenic 
      *!#*!^*&:-)   Schizophrenic 
      :#            Screaming 
      :@            Screaming 
      :-@           Screaming 
      O-)           Scuba diver 
      (:)-)         Scuba diver 
      0-(           Scuba diver with a broken mask 
      (B^|          Secret agent 
      (-_-)         Secret Smile 
      M-)           See no evil 
      B-D           Serves you right, dummy! 
      :-M           Speak no evil 
      C):-| *       Sheriff 
      :o            Shocked 
      =:-)          Shocked 
      :-0           Shocked 
      :-o           Shocked / awed 
      :-D           Shock or Surprise 
      :- ]          So shocked that their jaw has hit the ground 
      :-C           So shocked that their jaw has hit the ground 
      *-)           Shot Dead 
      :-V           Shouting 
      :-()          Shouting 
      :-( )         SHOUTING VERY LOUD 
      :-O=          Showing their tongue to the doctor 
      (-::-)        Siamese twins 
      (-:|:-)       Siamese twins 
      .^)           Side view 
      :)%           Skateboarder 
      :-/           Skeptical 
      <:-)          Skier 
      :-Z           Sleeping 
      |-)           Sleeping 
      |-I           Sleeping 
      :-) <         Slut 
      (-_-)         Smile secret 
      ^_^           Smile 
      :-)           Smiley  basic. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement 
      ;-)           Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. 
      :-(           Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed 
      :-I           Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-). 
      [8-{)         Smiley bearded with glasses and headphones 
      :-j           Smiling to the left 
      ;>)           Smirking 
      :-1           Smirking 
      :-,           Smirking 
      :Q            Smoking 
      :-Q           Smoking (Smoker) 
      |:-Q          Smoking 
      :-I           Smoking 
      :~I           Smoking 
      :Ui           Smoking 
      :-G-          Smoking 
      :-j           Smoker Smiling 
      :~j           Smoking and smiling 
      :Uj           Smoking and smiling 
      O-)           Smoked a banana 
      :?            Smoking a pipe 
      :-?           Smoking a pipe 
      :-7           Smoking a pipe 
      ~~~~~8}       Snake 
      |^o           Snoring 
      ...---...     SOS 
      :-v           Speaking 
      :-w           Speaks with Forked Tongue 
      ^o            Snoring 
      3-O           Snoring 
      |^o           Snoring 
      I-)           Sniggering 
      |-)           Sniggering 
      (:-)          Soldier 
      (:-|          Soldier 
      $(:-|         Soldier (dog-soldier) 
      (:-)"         Soldier with medals / officer 
      _(:-|         Soldier from the communications corps 
      |-(:-|        Soldier from the radar division 
      :-*           Sorry, I didn't want to say that 
      ?-)           Sorry, I don't know what went wrong 
      ?-(           Sorry, I don't know what went wrong 
      :-6           Sour (Sour Taste in Mouth) 
      :-W           Speaking with a forked tongue 
      :-h           Speaking with a forked tongue 
      :-w           Speaking with a forked tongue 
      8-)           Spectacles or goggles 
      8:-)          Specatcles on their forehead 
      /\oo/\        Spider or bat 
      :-'           Spitting out chewing tobacco 
      %-)           Stared too long at a monitor 
      ~ :-(         Steaming mad 
      :-p           Sticking out their tongue 
      :-d           Sticking out their tongue 
      :-P           Sticking out their tongue 
      :-b           Sticking out their tongue 
      :-r           Sticking out their tongue 
      $:-$          Stockbroker 
      *-)           Stoned 
      (:=<          Stormtrooper (Star Wars) 
      :-T           Straight faced 
      :-()          Stubbed my toe 
      UJ:)          Student at the Jagellonian University 
      <:|-|)<       Student of physics (esp. At Jagellonian University) 
      <:-)          Stupid question (donkey's hat) 
      :-)o->        Suit and tie 
      (:-|K-        Suit and tie 
      B-)           Sunglasses 
      B:-)          Sunglasses on head. 
      ]-I           Sunglasses Very cool 
      B-)[<         Sunglasses and swimming trunks 
      S:-)          Superuser 
      :-)J          Surfer 
      :-J           Surfer 
      ( o ) ( o )   Surprise 
      :-o           Surprise / shocker 
      :-O           Surprised/shocked 
      =)            Surprised! 
      8-(           Surprised! 
      :-O           Surprised! 
      8-|           Suspense / thriller 
      :-X           Swearing 
      (8-)          Swimmer 
      8-)           Swimmer 
      :X            Sworn to secrecy 
      :-x           Sworn to secrecy / has a taped-up mouth 
      :-X           Sworn to secrecy / has a taped-up mouth 
      :-) :-...     Taking a leak 
      :-} -oo-:     Taking matters into hand 
      d :-o         Taking their hat off to a great idea 
      :-v           Talking 
      :-()          Talking 
      :-p           Talking, talking, talking 
      :-Y           Talking after the no yelling smiley 
      :-8           Talking out of both sides of their mouth 
      |:-)          Teacher 
      &-|           Tearful 
      &-(           Tearful 
      C:-)          Tefal employee 
      (: )t         Terrorist 
      -=* :-)       TeX wizard 
      ,':-)         That's a really interesting idea! 
      (:>-<         Thief 

      :->-<         Thief - hands up ! 
      (:>-<         Thief - hands up ! 
      >:w           Thumbing their nose 
      :-)o-         Tie 
      :-)>-         Tie 
      :-)x===>      Tie 
      :-T           Tight Lipped 
      :*}           Tipsy 
      :-}           Tipsy 
      :-{           Tipsy on rough wine 
      :-+           Too much lipstick 
      :-P           Tongue 
      :^)           Tongue-in-cheek 
      :-J           Tongue-in-cheek 
      :-p           Tongue in Cheek 
      :-&           Tongue Tied 
      :&            Tongue-tied 
      L-P           Totally scrambled 
      :-C           Totally unbelieving 
      :-a           Touching tongue to nose 
      :-q           Touching tongue to nose 
      }:-(          Toupee in an updraft. 
      *:-} 8 8-     Transvestite 
      >:-I          Trekkie 
      >:-|          Trekkie 
      :-)8>         Tuxedo 
      :-)x>         Tuxedo 
      :-)8---       Tuxedo 
      E-:-)         TV detector van operator 
      ^)^ ^(^       Two people talking 
      (:=)          Two Noses 
      :-O           Uh-oh 
      :-o           Uh oh! 
      X-)           Unconscious 
      :-/           Undecided 
      :-(           Unhappy 
      '~;E          Unspecified 4-Legged Critter 
      O :-)         User is an angel (at heart, at least). 
      .-)           User only has one eye. 
      ,-)           User only has one eye  but he's winking. 
      :-`           User spitting out its chewing tobacco. 
      :-S           User just made an incoherent statement. 
      :-D           User is laughing (at you!) 
      :-X           User's lips are sealed. 
      :-C           User is really bummed. 
      :-/           User is skeptical. 
      C=:-)         User is a chef. 
      @=            User is pro-nuclear war. 
      *<:-)         User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat. 
      @|@           User has spent too long looking at the terminal 
      (-:           User is left handed. 
      %-)           User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. 
      :*)           User is drunk. 
      [:]           User is a robot. 
      8-)           User is wearing sunglasses. 
      ::-)          User wears normal glasses. 
      B-)           User wears horn-rimmed glasses. 
      8:-)          User is a little girl. 
      :-)-8         User is a Big girl. 
      :-{)          User has a mustache. 
      :-{ 2         User wears lipstick. 
      {:-)          User wears a toupee. 
      :-7           User juust made a wry statement. 
      :-*           User just ate something sour. 
      :-)~          User drools. 
      :-~)          User has a cold. 
      :'-(          User is crying. 
      :'-)          User is so happy, s/he is crying. 
      :->           User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-). 
      :-@           User is screaming. 
      :-#           User wears braces. 
      :^)           User has a broken nose. 
      :v)           User has a broken nose, but it's the other way. 
      :_)           User's nose is sliding off of his face. 
      :<)           User is from an Ivy League School. 
      :-&           User is tongue tied. 
      =:-)          User is a hosehead. 
      -:-)          User is a punk rocker. 
      -:-(          User is a punk rocker.  Real punk rockers don't smile. 
      %-6           User is braindead. 
      X-(           User just died. 
      <:-I          User is a dunce. 
      (:I           User is an egghead. 
      E-:-)         User is a Ham radio operator. 
      :-9           User is licking his/her lips. 
      K:P           User is a little kid with a propeller beenie. 
      :-}           User is a happy Matthew 
      :-{           User is a sad Matthew 
      +-:-)         User is the Pope or holds some other religious office. 
      `:-)          User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. 
      ,:-)          User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning other side. 
      :-Q           User is a smoker. 
      :-?           User smokes a pipe. 
      -=* :-)       User is a TeX wizard. 
      @:-)          User is wearing a turban. 
      :=)           User has two noses. 
      [:-)          User is wearing a walkman. 
      8 :-)         User is a wizard. 
      |-O           User is yawning/snoring. 
      }:^#})        Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double chin. 
      }:~#})        Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double chin. 
      :-[           Vampire 
      :-<           Vampire 
      :-)=          Vampire 
      :-|<          Vampire 
      :-E           Vampire - buck-toothed 
      :-F           Vampire - buck-toothed with one tooth missing 
      =)            Variation on a theme... 
      %*}           Very drunk 
      :-))          Very Happy 
      :-((          Very Sad 
      |-(           Very tired 
      :-c           Very Unhappy 
      (:-(          Very unhappy 
      :[            Very unhappy 
      :-(*)         Vomiting 
      C|:-)         Wearing a Bowler Hat 
      :-(#)         Wearing Braces 
      d:-)          Wearing a Cap 
      8)            Wearing glasses 
      ::-)          Wearing Glasses 
      (: (=|        Wearing a Ghoust Costume 
      [:-)          Wearing Headphones 
      :{}           Wearing lipstick 
      xd:)          Wearing a propeller hat 
      8-)           Wearing Sun Glasses 
      @:)           Wearing a turban 
      @:]           Wearing a turban 
      {(:-)         Wearing a toupee 
      }(:-(         Wearing a toupee in the wind 
      {:-)          Wears a toupee / has hair parted in the middle 
      }:-)          Wears a toupee in an updraft 
      [:)           Wearing a Walkman 
      :.-(          Weeping 
      (D)           Welder 
      :@            What? 
      :<            What? 
      :{            What? 
      :C            What? 
      :Q            What? 
      :>            What? 
      :}            What should we call these 
      :-"           Whistling / pursing lips 
      {:-)          Wig 
      :-}           Wine tasted pretty good 
      ;-)           Winking 
      '-)           Winking 
      ;)            Winking 
      <:-D          Witch 
      8 :-)         Wizard 
      -=#:-)        Wizard 
      8<:-)         Wizard 
      $-)           Won the Lottery 
      *|-0          Working at 5 A.M. 
      8-]           Wow maaan! 
      :-7           Wry 
      :-}           Wry smile 
      :-P           Wry Smile 
      |0            Yawning 
      |-0           Yawning 
      |-O           Yawning 
      :-O           Yell 
      :O            Yelling 
      :-(0)         Yelling 
      :-(O)         Yelling 
      (@@)          You're kidding! 
      (@ @)         Your Joking? 
      :-( )         You stepped on my toe 
      :-( )         You Just Backed Your Car Over My Toe 
      |-P           Yuk 
      $-)           Yuppy 
      ~~~\8-O       Zapped by Frayed Cord on Computer 
      :-)--         98-pound weakling