Welcome to the
Real Fart Sounds Page

This is the page where all the best farting Waves are kept. At the moment the Farts are all performed by myself and my friends, but in the future I hope to include the farts of our readers. If you have any farts which you think should be here, mail me them! See the link at the end of the Fart List to mail me comments/ratings/suggestions...

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Very Bubbly Fart  This was a very bubbly and wet fart. It starts off loud and then tapers off as it ends. A fine fart!

Growler  This one's a bit of a growler, only marred by the recording being momentarily interrupted in the middle.

Backfire  Starts out steady and tight but halfway through begins to stutter. A favourite!

Bubbler2  Not quite as bubbly or loud as the first, but maybe longer.

Long and Sneaky  A rather long fart at over 5 seconds, and very sneaky at that!

Four Parter  A fart pushed out in four goes, with the third being the most impressive. Sounds like two farts joined together but definately isn't!

Musical Fart  A rather wet but melodic fart which gently fades away.

David and Goliath  A nice tight fart with a twist

Tonal Fart  A fart which without any warning whatsoever changes tone and frequency halfway through. Another favourite.



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