Learn all about your favorite band member....(keep in mind this is in the humor section:)
ROB THOMAS:
Ok...so Rob's just your basic kind of guy...you know, brown hair....those very sexy eyes....and that "I haven't shaved in days" look. His wardrobe consists of one pair of leather pants which he wears every day, some shirts that I'm hoping he will let me borrow and that damn cowboy hat. It all compliments the beer belly. One more thing...if any one out there knows who rob's avon lady is...let us know...we want to know where we can get that glamourous shade of eyeliner. The award we would give Rob would be the best make-up job. We also have agreed that Rob holds the record for using the word "baby" the most irrelivant amount of times. EXAMPLE: "did everyone have a good time 'baby'here in New York City."
KYLE COOK:
This sexy man sure has a big guitar....he loves to show himself off in those skin tight pants. We all know it was kyle who started the "capri pants" trend...much thanx to you Kyle. You gotta love Kyle's "wolfman" look...and how far in his head his eyes are. The best thing about Kyle is how thin he is...either he is on the tour bus barfing up his dinner or he should start a Kyle Cook workout program. The awards we would give Kyle would be the most "out of it" member of the group and the best snake impersonator..you gotta love how he has the snake thing going on at the live at the ten spot performance. We are all very sad that MB20 has not yet won an award but we also feel a bit of relief that they didn't have to make a speech....can't you all just see kyle thanking people...."I would like to thank my dealer...."
ADAM GAYNOR:
We all respect Adam a lot...he manages to not drink or smoke even with all the bad influence of the other band members... although sometimes we tend to think otherwise. Has anyone ever seen Adam's facial expressions in concert? He just randomly starts spazing....and he even grins at the wall...umm Adam...we all know your favorite drink is orange juice but we would like to know what you put in it. We also are wondering what the hell a man who is almost in his mid 30's is doing hanging around with these young children (the rest of the band). The award we would give Adam would be greatest physical change...he went from afro puff to little fluff....it's cute Adam...no sweat.
PAUL DOUCETTE:
The thing I like most about tall is that he's short (I feel the pain too Pauly!). His hair is constanly changing colors (on Aug. 8th it was magenta). I swear I saw some devil horns in that hair...is it just me? Poohgaloo seems to think that since Paul wants a dog so much he is beginning to look like one (a cute one)and she thinks that Paul has some serious problems. Her theory is that Paul wants a dog so bad that he is starting to act and look like one...have you ever seen those pictures where Paul is on the floor? Nuff said about that....but if worst comes to worst...like if he starts getting a tail and stuff..I'll give him my dog Kody. We have decided that Paul is the most likely to have all his hair fall out before the age of 30 (due to the hair dye).
BRIAN YALE:
I will say this right now...Poohgaloo and I love Pookie (which is Brian's nickname for all of you new MB20 fans)and we would never want to say anything to make fun of him...but I decided to screw that idea. Anywayz...everytime I look at pookie I get this vision...he looks like he just jumped out of one of the "Back to th Future" movies. Does he remind anyone else of Michael J. Fox's father (when he was in high school) in that movie? Ok ...but anywayz...we are all wondering how exsactly to do the pookie shuffle...and how the hell can you do it for 90 minutes straight? Pooh and I tried it and died after like 8 minutes. Thoses sexy glasses have been rumored to be bought at "nerds-r-us" and we are hoping to meet him one day so we can tell him to stop wearing all those cow skin items...after all...MACY'S DEALS IN BLOOD!!!! We have also decided that the award for Brian is the "most colorful hair" award...we can sit there all day and count the colors...brown, chocolate brown, silverish brown, light brow, red tinted brown etc...
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