Why is it that no one really cared especially much when Clinton tackled nifty stuff like budget balancing and improving the unemployment problem and what have you but now people are up in arms about who was up in his. People blame TV, but I blame congress and that glory hound Starr bastard. How is it that the American public is missing the fact that this is a smear campagin designed to boot Clinton out of office. Now I know that this sounds like a deperate attempt to save my own democrat face and allow myself to feel better for voting for this guy but hear me out.
What kind of reception did Clinton get from Gingrich and his republican congress? They shut the government down rather than reach any kind of agreement or compromise! Gingrich has been openly hositle toward the entire Clinton administration and no doubt loved the opportunity to slam the president in front of the nation. He has been like a kid with a big bag of candy since this whole thing started and he used his influence as a method of sticking it to someone he didn't like too much. It is ridiculous. Is there one person, just one in the whole country who didn't know that Clinton was a grade-A bushman from the beginning? If there is, they must have inhaled. Inhaled a lot. No one really cared about this when the majority voted for him. Frankly I was terrified that Dole would snatch the office and that was why I voted for Clinton. With Dole there wouldn't have been a sex scandal but I would have had to move to Canada while the rest of the nation was watching Mary Poppins over and over and over again, but I digress.
Really the point is that whether Clinton is getting his knob shined by the Denver Broncos or Mel from Alice I don't give a rat's ass so long as he isn't sending other people's children to die and I don't have bombs raining down on me while I'm trying to figure out why the hell I can't seem to go out with anybody. If the economy is healthy, the stock market is doing the happy dance and no major wars are on the horizon then Clinton can do whatever he wants to with his cigars. On the other hand, I don't need to hear about it. I don't want to picture Clinton getting a hummer when I can't get a second look from a girl. It has no place in politics or on my television. Newt needs to shove it up his "I prefer blow jobs so I can tell my wife that I am not having extramarital sex" ass. Keep shit like this away from the public eye and let's get back to what Clinton is there for in the first place: governing the country. And if blow jobs are what he needs to do that? Well whatever, just don't tell me about it because it isn't any of my bloody business.
