Friends, the current trend of thought through out this nation is one of quantity over quality, an opinion that is pervasive in every age group, through every creed and color and, in fact, sexual orientation. As the nation becomes more and more open minded, alternative lifestyles are beginning to emerge from the dark realms of recrimination and stepping into the light of public acceptance. At least a few of them are. There is a long standing debate circulating about current trends toward the acceptance of divergent sexual orientations, and about why they are, if anything, somewhat uneven. The debate is simply, why are lesbian relationships more socially acceptable by heterosexuals than gay male relationships? To get to the heart of this let us first examine the trend of lesbianism.
I call this a trend not out of derision but in practicality. Lesbians are all the rage these days. It seems you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a lesbian or a bi-sexual woman. Why is this rising up more than before? Well first of all, lesbians have always been around, they just weren't in the lime light as much. Second, there seems to be two divisions of lesbians out there. On the one hand you have women who simply are attracted to other women. They have always been that way and always will and despite what the moral majority has to say, they are born that way. The other hand you find the women who make the decision to date women. This happens for several reasons and all of them are pretty understandable. If I were a woman constantly encountering less than interested men whose only thought for me was to get off I would probably swing the other way too. Think about it, physically most men have such little concern for women that they barely notice them in bed at all, the time before climax lasting anywhere from .25 seconds to a full minute leaving the woman wondering what the hell happened and did he put it in at all. Emotionally, men often offer up the same concern falling right to sleep or making themselves a pizza directly afterward. Now it isn't all about sex...men have a nasty habit of being emotionally deficient in every other aspect of the relationship regarding women more as a trophy and blow hole rather than as an actual person whith needs and feelings. Now I realize that I am, in fact, a heterosexual male and my perspective on lesbians has all the insight of a window caked with 15 feet of snow but still from listening to a lot of women who have made the choice to stop dating men, this seems to be the big gripe. Other women know what women want and are far more attentive to that than the lion's share of guys out there.
Okay now that I have made an ass of myself trying to portray the feelings of a group to which I don't belong, I am going to plunge into why heterosexual guys think that lesbians are nifty. See heterosexual guys find women attractive. Women are the objects of their sexual desires and because of that the idea of two women together is just fine. Why? because of soemthing I like to call the Twinkie Principle. As metioned above, we are a nation that loves quantity. So when we want snack cakes, we don't want just one Twinkie we want two. That is why they come in a package of two. Same goes for Ding Dongs, Zingers, Snow Balls, Cup Cakes, and anything by Little Debbie. This applies to guy's attitudes on women as well. Two is always better. As Twix says, two for me none for you. Four is even better as evidenced by the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Guys want more of whatever it is they have unless it is VD. So the thought of two women is a-okay for them. Now on the other hand, heterosexual guys aren't into gay men because men aren't the heterosexual man's sexual object of desire. I think it is because they don't like the notion of contending with another dick. Men are so caught up in their dick that if another dick came into the deal they would feel threatened by the new dick. This is why Slim Jims are sold in packages of one. You will never see a heterosexual male pick up two Slim Jims at one time. They'll buy them with sticks of cheese, but that is because in that case the cheese then symbolizes the woman.
So you may be wondering what the hell I am talking about at this point. Just this: Guys are hypocritical judgemental bastards. Now you might be wondering how I can say this about a group to which I belong and it is a simple answer: no one is buying our shit anymore anyway. There is really no point in trying to bluff. Guys are always so concerned about their sexuality. Not talking to each other in the restroom, always slapping each other's back when hugging(a male sign of affection that still says 'hey remember I can still kick your ass'), sitting in every other seat in a movie theater, and other types of shit like that. Strangly enough, it is okay to smack a football player on the ass, but I digress. They are so concerned about all of these things so they can proclaim to the heavens that they are not gay, yet love to watch lesbian sex and dream of a threesome. My question to these guys is this: If you are so heterosexual and gay men are disgusting, how can you support the same behavior in women? Further I wish to point out that lesbian sex is better than whatever you have in store for them and if they were really all that hot for your jock they wouldn't be in bed with their best friend.
I guess that is what I find most ridiculous about this whole issue, that guys think that the lesbians would have anything to do with them. Either they were born wanting women or they decided somewhere along the line that guys were chumps and they needed a woman's touch. Guys are forever confused on the gay issue in that respect. These are the same men who fear gay men thinking that they will put gay serum in their drink and try to convert them. Here's a news flash: Gay men are interested in gay men. Why would they try for your homophobic ass when they know full well that you are such an insecure fuck up that you are lible to beat them to death for looking at you while they were really just trying to read the fucking menu? They don't want to date, rape you or deal with you so get over yourself because you aren't that fucking important anyway. Also, you are uglier than gay men. The ugliest gay man alive can still dress better than the best looking hederosexual guy alive. They can also dance.
The point of all of this is that we should all collectivly accept one another. It is hypocritical to allow one form of heterosexuality and not another. If you are a guy that is into girls, then gay men are a non-issue. Leave them alone and let them do their thing. It isn't hurting you. If you don't want to see gay sex then stop renting that porno. I have never once been sitting in my living room and had gay men break in and force me to watch them have sex. It doesn't happen. So if you don't want to see it don't look for it. If you see two guys holding hands, don't go and beat them up, think "hey look there are two people who have found each other and isn't that nice." Also guys, leave the lesbians alone. They don't want to fuck you either.
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