19 Things NOT To Say To The Nice Police Officer By: Unknown
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't on.
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
Hey, you must have been goin' at least 125 mph just to keep up with me!
I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
Bad Cop! No Donut!
You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
I pay your salary.
That's terrific, the last guy gave me a warning also.
Is that a 9mm? That's nothin' compared to this .44 magnum!
What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does!
That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.
Didn't I see your butt kicked on Cops?
Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonalds?
I was trying to keep up with traffic.
Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how far they are ahead of me.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and ogt lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing my to speed out of control.
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