MADONNA

Long-lasting, extra flavor, tastes great!

When I was but a weenie teeny 13 or 14 year old virgin boy, I remember watching Madonna videos, and wondering... Why is her music so God-Gamned boring? Why is she always so scantilly dressed? Why is every other guy my age drooling over her? Needless to say, I really wasn't impressed at al. Sure, she "sex appeal", but I guess that particular type just didn't appeal to me!

But (and without butts, our lives would indeed be boring!), a few years back, she released an album, the excellent Ray Of Light, and I was hooked. I saw her new look, and her new attitude and approach to life, and I was in somekind of hypnotic trance-like state. Yes, I did buy the album, and yes, I do like it!