Admissions To West Ranston

Overview

The University has been steadily growing since it switched from Polytechnic status. For a long time we had places for some three thousand students, but that went up to three thousand seven hundred and fifty after Dr. Snoblavic in Engineering realised we could increase our classroom capacity by using smaller chairs. This year, following the introduction of convex walls we are able to offer places to a further two hundred students - making this next year our most populous ever! There really has never been a better time to 'Do the Ranston Shuffle' as some rag week brightspark might have called it.

Naturally we encourage applicants from all areas of society, though we do regret that in light of recent events, all applicants with names that suggest an arabian background will have to be thoroughly vetted by our distinguished anti-terrorist department. But don't worry all you Mohammeds and Yussufs - West ranston is a racism free University, once we're sure you aren't a crazy 'Muslim' (whatever they are!) you'll be entitled to as much fun and learning and learning fun as everyone else.

John Lennon sang, 'All you need is Love', and he was right, except that you will also need sufficient qualifications if you want to join our happy forward thinking learning community! That aside though, we really hope you'll consider furthering your studies with us.

How To Apply

Admission is through UCAS, for more details see individual subject headings or make them up. Some applicants will be invited to one of our interview days - though remember, an interview is just that: an inter-view. Sure we'll view you but you'll get to view us as well!

Students who do make the grade on the first round will be invited to an open-day.

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