Biology at West Ranston
Staff
Head of Department: Mr. J. Dahmer
Course
The Program is centred around practical investigation. The First year includes instruction on basic dissection, the second on a slightly greater challenge, hehehe, and the third opens up the spectrum of investigation to discover what fun one can have with the results of a good experiment. Opportunities are provided for a lot of personal participation.
Admissions
As well as the standard offer we ask for a troubled background and evidence of previous endeavor.
Stats
| UCAS course code |
C100 |
| Degree |
BSc(hons) |
| Program Length |
25 years to life |
| Typical Offer |
AAA |
| Free Drink Status |
High |
| Likelihood of getting laid in 1st week |
high |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
high |
| Sartorial requirements |
Self-trimmed hair
Worried expression |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Oblivious |
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