English at West Ranston
Staff
at west ranston we hav too fellows in english. 1 off them is mr smith and the other one is mr patrick they is both eggspurts in there feelds and ar very good at there jobs. my faverite is mr patrick becose he lets us go home erly on wensdays.
Course
if you read english at west ranston you will get to do 2 modjewels 1 of them is about comics and the other one is about mills and boon they are both fassineyting
Admissions
any 1 hoo dissplays the right degree of ackerdemic eggselents will be likelee too get a plaice to reed english at west ranston it is verry good and verry worf aplyeing
Stats
| UCAS course code |
Q300 |
| Degree |
BA(hons) |
| Program Length |
3 years |
| Typical Offer |
ABB |
| Free Drink Status |
Low |
| Likelihood of getting laid in 1st week |
high |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
Average |
| Sartorial requirements |
Pinched Expression
Long Scarf |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Happy/Suspicious |
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