Gay and Lesbian Studies at West Ranston
Staff
Mr. Roger MacReviss acts as coordinator for the gay and lesbian department of West Ranston and would like to point out that he is genuinely discriminated against frequently and has no chip on his shoulder at all. The reason that he is still in a thankless low-paid job at the age of thirty-six has nothing to do with his (in no way second rate) ability and is entirely based on the fact that everyone discriminates against him because he's gay.
Course
The Gay and Lesbian Studies course looks at the role of gayness through history from The Roman Empire to William Hague. Particular attention is payed to discrimination and the way it has stunted the careers of many brilliant young academics preventing them from fulfilling their full potential as imparters of knowledge and instead restricting them to being lecturers in Gay studies at crap universities. The day of liberation will come! soon everybody will be gay and the discrimination will stop! why can't I be important? Why? WHY?
Admissions
Anyone who is willing to indulge Mr. MacReviss in his ridiculous delusion of persecution is likely to be admitted.
Stats
| UCAS course code |
D377 |
| Degree |
BA(hons) |
| Program Length |
A lifetime |
| Typical Offer |
CCC |
| Free Drink Status |
Low |
| Likelihood of getting laid in 1st week |
average |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
None |
| Sartorial requirements |
Crap bit of rope
Green Scarf |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Denial |
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