Lager Studies at West Ranston
Staff
The University has three fellows in Lager Studies. Dr. Oivaanker is a leading figure in the study of pilsner and is responsible for some of the most groundbreaking research into lager culture to emerge in recent years. His colleagues, Dr. Kumonthen and Ms. Slappore are both respected figures in the brewing world. The team provide one of the most popular courses at the university due to their expertise and experience.
Course
The course is designed to raise tolerance levels among its students with a year of intense study followed by the chance to specialise in years one and two. Visiting lecturers provide instruction on the arts of vomiting and intoxicated linguistics.
Admissions
This is the most popular course at the university and as such the standard of applicants is normally very high. We are willing to consider any student who displays a genuine commitment to the subject and an understanding of its importance within the university. Before we decide whether or not you will be required for interview, we may ask you to provide a reference from the 'lads' in order to gain a fuller picture of your potential.
Stats
| UCAS course code |
ZX81 |
| Degree |
Bl(pist) |
| Program Length |
3 years |
| Typical Offer |
AAB |
| Free Drink Status |
N/A |
| Likelihood of getting laid in 1st week |
moderate |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
Very High |
| Sartorial requirements |
'Pub' attire
Vomit-Proof shoes |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Dysfunctional |
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