Modern Languages at West Ranston
Staff
One fellow in French, M. Lacrosse
One fellow in German, Herr Scheisskopf
One Lecturer in Spanish, Senorita Frispirito
Course
French, 1st year dedicated to learning vocabulary, 2nd year: grammar, 3rd year, Business French
German, 1st year spent learning grammar, 2nd year: Vocabulary, 3rd year, German in economics
Senorita Frispirito likes to focus her study on the more human aspects of the spanish language with daft new-fangled teaching methods and no respect for her elders and betters, as a result her success rate is considerably lower than that of her peers.
Admissions
Applicants for French and German will be judged solely on their academic careers. Applicants for Spanish appear to be judged primarily on their potential to fail miserably and as such are in keeping with Senorita Frispirito's appalling record
Stats
| UCAS course code |
T900
Specify language |
| Degree |
BA(hons) |
| Program Length |
3 years |
| Typical Offer |
BBB |
| Free Drink Status |
Very Low |
| Likelihood of getting laid in 1st week |
No chance |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
High |
| Sartorial requirements |
Glasses |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Mildly pleased |
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