Mathematics at West Ranston
Staff
Dr. Anskille Snarbleiding of the University of Osten Rahnsburg is our current head of department - not that we ever see him - apparently he's trying to prove Goldbach's conjecture, not that he'd tell us, we're just his colleagues, I mean, I always thought peer review was part of mathematics, I did, but obviously what do I know, I was only the first to demonstrate unequivocally that the antonino method for solving differential equations was more efficient than the bolognesi, but no, its fine, its absolutely fine. Bastard.
Course
Its maths, you silly boy.
Admissions
Promising applicants will be invited to the university's open day where they are invited to play Warhammer with the faculty. Any applicant failing to retain at least fifty-eight glyph points on his sword of Orc judgement by the second quarto of the game shall be judged an inadequate mathematician. Please bear in mind that the use of insect-type battalions will only be tolerated if the faculty when pooled has a firing range of seven or more in the first instance.
Stats
| UCAS course code |
ZX81 |
| Degree |
BSc(hons) |
| Program Length |
(4i/i)-1 years |
| Typical Offer |
4 health glyphs |
| Free Drink Status |
None |
| Likelihood of getting laid in first week |
you work it out |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
Medium |
| Sartorial requirements |
Federation Uniform |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Wanting to paint room |
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