Narcotic Science at West Ranston
Staff
Whoever manages to live until october.
Course
mumble mumble mumble better than sex man better than sex mumble mumble ow the pain it's coming man its coming mumble groan where's me candle oh yeah come on man dissolve mumble aaaaah mumble all gone all gone.
Admissions
Can you sub us a tenner? ah cheers man, your in.
Stats
| UCAS course code |
X007 |
| Degree |
BSc(hons) |
| Program Length |
Until death |
| Typical Offer |
Hard Currency |
| Free Drink Status |
None |
| Likelihood of getting laid ever |
very low |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
None |
| Sartorial requirements |
Something with stains |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Despair |
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