Philosophy at West Ranston
Staff
The staff at the philosophy department come and go depending on their cosmic postion in the psyche. Dr. Superfly (AKA Mr. Jones) is seen quite often (though, of course in a purely subjective sense) and is a man or a fly, he isn't sure which.
Course
The philosophy course attempts to answer such questions as: 'Is this a course?', 'if so am I taking it?' and 'have you got any card so I can make a roach?'. In the pursuit of knowledge students will encounter frequent challenges from the hyperreal members of staff and will be expected to justify their existence (such as it is) on a daily basis.
Admissions
Places are awarded on an interplanetary basis with regard to factors such as independence of thought and willingness to participate in carnal pursuits with the lecturers.
Stats
| UCAS course code |
V700 |
| Degree |
BA(hons) |
| Program Length |
relative |
| Typical Offer |
N/A |
| Free Drink Status |
Subjective |
| Likelihood of getting laid in 1st week |
very high |
| Likelihood of ever amounting to anything |
define anything |
| Sartorial requirements |
NHS specs |
| Normal Parental attitude |
Beyond sensory sphere |
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