Wife: "Doctor, my husband has this problem... I think he might be impotent! Maybe he's just lost interest in me and I need help!"
Doctor: "It is a common problem, don't worry......give him one of these little pills after dinner with his coffee, and let me know what happens."
So that evening, she slipped him a pill in his coffee. Within 10 minutes, he RIPPED all her clothes off, with one fell swoop, CLEARED the table, breaking dishes and sending everything flying, threw her on the table and made mad passionate to her love for 2 hours...
The next day, she went back to the doctor.
When the doctor asked her how it went, she said "Doc....it was wonderful...I did what you said and he ripped off my clothes, sending everything flying, and breaking dishes and glasses, threw me on the table and made MAD PASSIONATE LOVE to me for about two hours!!!"
The doctor said "That's great...glad to hear it...so sorry about the broken dishes and stuff."
She said "Don't worry about it...we'll never go back to that cafe anyhow."