Yo Mama!

Your mama so stupid she couldn't find a needle in a stack of needles.

Your mama is so fat, she's been married to your daddy for 20 years and she still hasn't seen him

Your mama's butt is so big, when her hemorrhoids got inflamed, the doctor called the Fire Department.

Your mama's so fat, first she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

Your mama so dumb, she thought the phone company MCI was a rap artist.

Your mama is so dumb, she saw a sign that said wet floor so she did.

Your mama is so poor I saw her face on a food stamp.

Your mama is so fat she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

I saw your mama shopping the other day, so I told her to get the hell out of my garbage can!

Your mama is so fat, when she got on a scale it said to be continued.

Your mama is so fat when she went on a scale it said, "one at a time please."

Your mama is so fat, she sees a bus going down the street and yells, "stop that twinkie!"

Your mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Your mama reminds me of a Big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck!

Your mama is so old her social security number is 2.

Your mama is so small, she needs a running start to jump on the toilet.

Your mama is so old that when she went to an antique shop, they tagged her.

Your mama's so fat, the president declared her the 51st state.

Your mama is so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.

Your mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container because it said "concentrate."

Your mama's lips are so big, that Chap Stick had to invent a spray!

Your mama is so fat, when you tell her to haul ass, she has to make 2 trips!

Your mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

Your mama is so poor she had to put her fries on layaway at McDonald's.

Your mamma is so dumb, she thought that the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

Your mama is so fat, when I swerve to miss her in the street, I run out of gas.