Bad Bird

There was a Baptist Minister who had a rooster who liked to diddle with the chickens a little too much. One day the Minister told the rooster that if he didn't stop fornicating with the chickens so much that he would pluck all the top notch feathers off his head and put him in the front of church for all the congregation to see. He went on to tell the rooster that people would know that he had been fornicating with the chickens, because his head would be bald.

Well one Sunday morning the minister caught the rooster on top of his prize hen. He grabbed the rooster and plucked him bald. As promised he placed the rooster on the pulpet and instructed him to sit there and direct the congregation to their seats as they entered church for Sunday services.

The disgraced rooster sat in front and as the congregation entered he announced "ladies to the right, gentlemen to the left".

This went on until the rooster spotted a couple of elderly gentlemen enter the church.

The rooster raised his voice a little, so all could hear, and said "ladies to the right, gentlemen to the left and you bald headed chicken fuckers - UP FRONT WITH ME!"