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TOP 10 REASONS WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN:
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think
that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today
use it for fun most of the time.
4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
1. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into
a lot of trouble.
THE TOP TEN WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS
10. Al Gore: The Wild Years
9. America's Most Popular Lawyers
8. Easy UNIX
7. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
6. Everything Men Know About Women
5. Everything Women Know About Men
4. French Hospitality
3. How to Sustain a Musical Career by Art Garfunkel
2. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
And the number one World's Shortest Book:
1. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
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