Nasty Stuff I Have to Include So I'm Not Liable for Anything and to Make It Feel As if You are On a Real Homepage



This is where I have lumped all the generic junk that must be found somewhere on a homepage. I am extremely sorry for the presence of this shameful monstrosity, but alas. It must be done.


Personal Stuff

Of course, the stuff I'm sure you're the most interested about is moi. Ok, so here we go.


Andrea's Psychiatric Profile

Name: Andrea, Also Known As Empurple, Also Known as Derived

Age: 14

Current Residence: Fairfax, VA

Color of Hair: brownish-black

Color of Eyes: brown

Height: 5'1"

Occupation: student

Hobbies: none

Profile:
Has an unnatural need to play pool. Likes to hit people when excited. Makes loud noises. Not above biting others to be released from a grip. Has a fascination with fire. Has an active imagination, but rarely puts ideas into practice. Likes waffles. Easily approaches strangers with seemingly unimportant questions. Sleep a high priority. Listens to alternative music; likes the band Possum Dixon. Shows extreme distaste for a personality called Gwen Stefani. Claims she can spontaneously combust.

Diagnosis:
Extremely unstable. Treat with care.









Tech Stuff


firstly, some of my graphix came from:









CABOODLES

Aaron's Graphics Archive

and this place

and i'm almost positive that i've missed a bunch, but i don't remember the addresses. maybe if i go on another graphics hunt i'll find them.



ok. now the general disclaimers
Lyrics from various pages:
the scare page
"This is a Call"/Foo Fighters/off Foo Fighters
gripe page
"Happyface"/Rubberneck/Toadies
award page
"Naked and Famous"/Presidents of the U.S.A./Presidents of the U.S.A.





I think that's it. Thank you and have a nice day.






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