RuBlackBeard

ARRRRR, I be RuBlackBeard, ex transvestite ballerina pirate of the high seas. Me used to be wearin a pink tutu and leotard every day of the week. Arrrr, but then me be realizin something. No one respects a bloodthirsty swashbucklin pirate captain if he be doin pirouettes in his ballerina outfit! So, me bein the deep sensitive pirate I am, be thinkin for long time. Be I wantin to be pirate or ballerina? I have put the tutu away for good. Now I simply be RuBlackBeard, pirate captain of the high seas!