Fun Fran Facts!

Supplied by Fran himself.

1) Fran likes to do Cartman's German dance.
2) Fran does a wicked impersonation of Mr. Laichtman.
3) Fran melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
4) Fran enjoys the writings of Ray Bradbury.
5) Fran leaves windows streak-free.
6) Fran's actual name is Francis.
7) Fran likes to cruise in his '91 Hyundai.
8) Fran supplies 8 essential vitamins and minerals, 
and is part of a blanced breakfast.
9) Fran works hard, so you don't have to.
10) Fran likes to watch Star Trek and WWF wrestling.
11) Fran is NOT a nerd.


Fran Facts Supplied by Those Who Know Him

1) Fran smokes like a stress maniac and chugs O'Douls, the non-alcoholic beer. 
2) Fran takes German.
3) Fran plays clarinet in the Marching Band. 
4) Fran throws the discus and puts the shot.
5) Fran teaches tennis at Fish and Game, a local swim club.
6) Fran wears glasses.
7) Fran led the March of Fran in show choir while a classmate sang "I Will Survive." 






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