Fran Szalay (noun) 1. The man, the myth, the legend. Variations: Fran (familiar), Frannie (vernacular).
Example: Fran Szalay is my living God.
Frantastic (adjective) 1. Extreme wonderfulness. 2.
Almost as amazing and good as Fran himself.
Example: Winning the lottery is frantastic!
Franeries (noun) 1. Pleasant memories of Fran.
Example: Sheena had such pleasant franeries of clarinet
sectionals, when she sat next to Fran.
Frantasy (noun) 1. Wish or desire to be with or
around Fran. 2. Imagined situation augmented by the inclusion
of Fran. 3. Nocturnal fantasies involving Fran.
Example: "Get out of your frantasy world," she chided Sara, "Fran will never love you like he loves me."
Fran Szalay-ity (noun) 1. Possessing characteristics of Fran. 2. Spirit, spunk, good attitude.
Example: Ellen's Fran Szalay-ity is off the charts when she helps old ladies cross the street.
Franimization (noun) 1. Changing otherwise normal (boring) words and songs into those involving Fran.
Example: Lisa jumped for joy when she heard Troy's franimization of Backstreet Boys songs.
Franola (noun) 1. A healthy snack often formed into bars.
Example: Erica knew that eating lots of franola bars would make her almost as strong as Fran.
Franly (adjective/adverb) 1. Masculine, male. 2.
Acting in a Fran-like manner.
Example: Jeff is not as franly as Fran, even when he body slams
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Frannish (adjective) 1. Resembling Fran in form, deed or thought.
Example: It is very Frannish to recite SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skits.
Fran-o-phone (noun) 1. One who uses "Fran" to augment their vocabufrany.
Example: Troy is the ultimate Fran-o-phone, he never says any other word.
Snow Fran (noun) 1. A snow sculpture resembling Fran.
Example: After the blizzard, the children of Denmark rushed to the streets to build Snow Frans.
Franmas (noun) 1. The non-denominational holiday celebrated each December.
Example: Mom, Pop and Uncle Jim all gathered around the piano to sing Franmas Carols.
Franta Claus (noun) (also Kris Frangle, Old. St. Franilas) 1. The patron saint of Franmas. 2. The good fellow who comes down your chimney each year to leave you gifts. 3. The red Speedo wearing do-gooder loved by children everywhere.
Example: Little Alana sat on Franta Claus's lap and told him what she wanted for Franmas.
Wonderfran (adjective, noun) 1. Great, swell, nifty, terrific. 2. The scene created by snowfall in Winter.
Example: It was wonderfran and frantastic to walk in a winter wonderfran.
Vocabufrany (noun) 1. Words encorporating the syllable "fran" or syllables "frannie" or "Fran Szalay".
Example: "There will be a vocabufrany test next week," announced Mrs. Ross.
Francy (verb or noun) 1. To like someone almost as much as Fran. 2. To imagine something is almost as good as Fran.
Example: It tickled Rusty's francy to receive a new trombone for Christmas.
Hi-Oh! (exclamation) 1. Fran's rallying cry. 2. A positive, supportive yell meant to excite the masses.
Example: "Hi-Oh!" yelled Fran as he single-handedly won the Civil War.
Fran (verb) Conjugation:
Present
I fran We fran
You fran You fran
S/he frans They fran
Past
I franned We franned
You franned You franned
S/he franned They franned
Present Progressive
I am franning We are franning
You are franning You are franning
She is franning They are franning
Conditional (uses should, could, would)
I should fren We should fren
You should fren You should fren
S/he should fren They should fren
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