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    I've used here quotes mostly from AWAD (A.Word.A.Day list), but it is not my only source. These lines could be easily used as tag lines. Enjoy them!

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Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. -Rose Lane

640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. -Cartoon in The New Yorker

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously and accepting both of them. (George Orwell - "1984")

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. -Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931) [Sand and Foam]

Truth hurts.  Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.  -- Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2

Sometimes you can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -William Penn

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification. -Martin H. Fischer

This is my rule of married life: it's better to be happy than to be right. -Click & Clack, the Tappet Brothers

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower. -Rabindranath Tagore

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. -Bertrand Russell

Let us read and let us dance - two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. -Voltaire

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself.  What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. -Herman Hesse

The young wish to give their elders the full benefits of their inexperience.

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. -Charles F. Kettering

The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. -Saint Augustine

I never think of the future.  It comes soon enough. -Albert Einstein

Contentment is, after all, simply refined indolence. -Richard Haliburton

The world isn't worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better.

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. -Ron Wild

The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.

Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you. -Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931) [Sand and Foam]
 
 



 
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