Guys, if your source of tag lines ran out of ideas,
check these ones. Some of them are really great.
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...If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the idiot who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
...It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
...It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.
...There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
...An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
...Teamworkorkorkorkorkork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
...Enjoy reading my mails; my sysop enjoys it too.
...The sysop's solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
... "I thank you mom and dad for being horny that night" - Will Smith, MTV Music Awards '97
...Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control.
...Life is a sexually transmitted disease
...He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.
...Double your pleasure, Double your fun. Xerox your pay-cheques.
...A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head!
...Distrust your first impressions; they are invariably too favorable.
...The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
...The only way to protect your software is to keep it to yourself !
...What does RU4692 Mean? Are you for 69 too?
...Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
...Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.
...When was your last 40 second orgasm??? SKYDIVE!!
...When the Gods want to punish us, they give us what we want.
...When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
...When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
...So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
...Some men are discovered. Others are found out.
...When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.
...Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on.
...Why should I read? Its only words.
...sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
...Women speak two languages-One of which is verbal
...Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.'
...Women DO come with instructions! Ask Them!
...Recycle! Today's Garbage is Tomorrow's America
...Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!
...Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
...Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming!
...Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE!
...Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
...Retteb gnitteg s'ti timda ot evah I
...Sex is dirty only if done right!
...Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!!
...She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
...She offered her honor, He honored her offer!!
...Avoid hangovers: Stay drunken.
...Be a hero: Give blood.
...Blow your mind... Smoke gunpowder.
...Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.
...Health is simply the slowest way to die.
...I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now.
...Sex is natural, but not if it's done right.
...Television is democracy at its ugliest.
...We want the world and we want it now.
...Wherever you go, there you are.
...Always make a backup copy of your sex partner !
...Close eyes for safety reasons.
...All rights released.
...Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
...Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
..."More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
...All generalizations are false, including this one.
...I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
...I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
...Drink your Coffee! There are people in India sleeping.
...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
...Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
...Department of Redundancy Department
...90% of all statistics are made up.
...A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
...A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
...Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day. [cruel]
...As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
...Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
...Clones are people two.
...Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
...I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
...Do not put statements in the negative form.
...Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
...Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
...If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
...Honk if you love peace and quiet.
...Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
...I bet you I could stop gambling!
...I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
...I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
'Wanted' section Back on Top
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted: Dictionary with Index.
Computer section Back on Top
What do mean you're not registered?
When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del.
Wherewedon'tcareifyoudon'tleaveaspacebetweenyourwords.
WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr 01A: Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available
Woman.zip -- Great program , but NO documentation!
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup. :)
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þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
REAL programmers can use copy con program.exe
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Reality.sys Corrupted. Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
Session complete. Neural links terminated. Have a nice day.
Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no...
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
Spelling problems? Use error-correcting modems!
Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking.
Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
Sysop not found! Please notify computer.
SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here for prize
A fool and his money are sysop material.
Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Insert hamburger in drive B: !
Keyboard missing, press F13 to continue.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
Kiss my ... (keyboard) !
ERROR !!! Press quickly ALT-CTRL-DEL !
Critical ERROR : Use hammer.
Do you speak in TurboPascal ?
All protective devices failed, call GhostBusters
Your Hard disk went soft.
Your mouse is hungry!
File not found - Should I fake it ?
If you have suggstions or you have better tag lines,
please contact me! My address is here... 
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