Movies--they're in every corner of our lives! Who doesn't love to curl up in front of the tube and watch a good old grainy B & W tear jerker? Or invite all of the girls over for a romantic comedy? Or bond with your son with an action packed Harrison Ford flick? Or turn the lights down low and watch some soft porn with your inflatable date? ... Okay, now we're getting into a weird area. Point is, movies are fun.


But not all movies. Some are lame, or silly, or implausible, or badly acted, or cheesy, or insincere, or are money-making schemes. We have become the TV generation; we need others to tell us what to think. As always, my web site is here to set the record straight.

"And you can believe me...because I never lie, and I'm always right."

-- Firesign Theatre