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At First Sight

by Beauseph C. and David I.
0 stars

 Let us ask you, honsestly, hasn’t it been just a little odd that EVERY review in the paper this year has been good?  We thought so.  We decided to put a new twist on one of those reviews. In the last VP issue, we ran a review on this movie.  Keep in mind, it was written by a girl.  If our memories do not fail us, it was given four and one-half stars.  At First Sight  is definitely a “chick flick.”  We’d like to give the male point of view on this movie.  Essentially, the male point of view is that this movie is a trifling piece of rubbish and belongs in a pile of burning refuse.  We hated it.  We know of zero homosapiens of the male gender who remotely enjoyed this movie.  Val Kilmer completely overdid the whole “I’m blind” deal.  This movie was a complete waste of the viewer’s time and money.  Don’t see it.  EVER.

Various Artists

Bootleg: Live On-Air

by Dave I.
****

 This is quite possibly the best compilation of works by various artists that I’ve ever heard.  With such artists as Eve 6, Candlebox, Sammy Hagar, Days of the New, Everlast, Second Coming, Red Peters, and more, Bootleg is one fine compact disc.  All songs were bootlegged from either concerts or on-air performances.  At this point, you may think it’s illegal, but that is highly doubtful due to the fact that this CD is easily accessable in any music store.  One dollar from each purchase of this CD is donated to a charity; so not only is it full of fine music, but also it’s for a good cause.  So if you have  $16.00 to spare, I suggest you buy this CD; and if you’ve no money at all, GET A JOB.  You’ll certainly be satisfied with your actions.
 

 

 

Shackleford’s 


by Jarrod F. and Michael E.
****1/2

 As we slashed our machetes through thick bamboo, Michael and I could see the restaurant in the distance.  We were only thirty meters away from the poachers that were after us, but we knew we needed to rest.  I wiped sweat from my brow, listening to Michael’s panting.  He was doubled over.  An image of their angry faces flashed into my mind.  They knew we would tell the authorities of their crime, and they wanted to stop us.  I didn’t think I’d be able to make it to the restaurant.  When I saw Michael shoot off towards the restaurant, my muscles involuntarily flexed, and I began sprinting too.  Then my name was called.  Michael stood up.  My daydreams quickly faded away, and I followed Michael and the waitress to the table.  We had been waiting for only twenty minutes, which was a surprise since the hostess had told us there was about a thirty minute wait. 
 We were then taken to a booth.  The tables were plain, made of a black wood, and held only the essentials: ketchup, salt, pepper, Tabasco sauce, and dandelions in a vase.  In the back of the restaurant, there was a large bar, with a TV.  Quiet jazz music and dim lighting, along with the unique paintings decorating the walls, contributed to the relaxing atmosphere.  The diverse menu included appetizers, soups, hot sandwiches, salads, a kids’ menu, and 
a long list of side dishes.  The side dishes included mashed red potatoes, onion rings, and wild rice.  There were many different types of entrees.  The entrees were interesting and included 
seafood, sandwiches, pastas, pork, chicken, and beef.  Don’t worry, the beef was Angus  certified!  The menu also had a number of wines and coffees. 
 Michael and I decided to split an appetizer.  We came to an agreement on potato skins.  The thin slices of potato were topped with bacon, cheese, and tiny pieces of celery and tomato.  In the middle of the dish, there was a spoonful of sour cream.  The potato skins were very filling, and we both enjoyed them.
 I ordered the Shackleburger, which was flame-broiled.  It was served with french fries, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, and a pickle.  Even though I ordered medium-well, it wasn’t dry, and I enjoyed it.  People have the option to add things like cheese, bacon, mushrooms, and onions for a minimal charge on all of the hamburgers and sandwiches. 
 Michael ordered the crab and shrimp burrito.  The burrito was a large, red tortilla filled with a mixture of baby shrimp, wild rice, and small pieces of crab meat in a mayonnaise-based mixture.  The dish was also served with fresh vegetables (zucchini, broccoli, peas in a pod, and carrots), wild rice, black beans, and chunks of tomato.  Michael’s dish was filling and delicious.
 Shackleford’s is a great restaurant and would appeal to many different tastes.  The service is good, but if you go Friday or Saturday night, be prepared to wait twenty or twenty-five minutes.  The prices range from $7 to $18, and the dining is casual.  From fresh fish fillets to hamburgers with mayonnaise, Shackleford’s food pleases pallets perfectly. 

Ever After

*****
by Becca B.

 Any one who likes a good fairy tale would love this movie. It follows the basic plot of Cinderella, but there aren’t any fairy godmothers, pumpkins, or mice. The story is of a  girl whose wicked stepmother and stepsisters are trying to catch the eye of the king. They give Danielle lots of chores, but there are other servants besides Danielle  (Cinderella, if you please) who are ordered and pushed around harshly. One day Danielle is in town and meets the soon-to-be-king. He takes a liking to her spunk, personality, and attitude right away and asks for her address and she only says she is a cousin of a noble family. She runs into the prince a few more times and they begin meeting each other and running off together. They fall in love but are soon found out by Danielle’s stepmother. She is  deprived of the chance of going to the ball. In fact she is locked in a dungeon. Leonardo da Vinci  becomes her hero when he saves her. She goes to the ball; and no, she doesn’t have to be home by midnight. In fact, she runs out on her own after the prince finds out that she is a commoner. He  turns her away but soon realizes what a horrible thing he has done. He  then seeks her out and marries her and well, you should know the rest. 
 This movie is fresh and a new version of the original story of “Cinderella.” It is a good movie to see when you’re in the mood for a romantic comedy. I give this 2 thumbs up and recommend it to anyone.

Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds

Live at Luther College

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by Beau C.

 Perhaps the most astounding thing about this two CD set is realizing that these two friends traveled the entire country with nothing more than their guitars. No light shows. No sound effects. Not even an opening act. The only things these gifted musicians packed in their suitcases were their love for music and a smile. Live at Luther College  proves just that. Dave Matthews, frontman of the creatively named “Dave Matthews Band,” and guitar virtuoso buddy Tim Reynolds, recorded a live concert at Luther College, a very small university in Iowa. 
 Arguably the best songwriter of the ‘90’s, Dave performs old favorites, unreleased gems, and future hits. Matthews and Reynolds open the show with an ode to Mother Earth, “One Sweet World.” The kind-spirited Matthews cracks jokes in between songs. Reynolds, however, steals the show in my opinion with Stream, an out-of-this-world jam session when he belts out the most devastating acoustic guitar in a while. Recorded on February 6, 1996, before the EP Crash  hit stores, Matthews plays somewhat of a “Greatest Hits” compilation. If Dave Matthews sticks to his acoustic folk-rock roots in the future, as in Live at Luther College,  then diehard fans won’t be disappointed.

Sixpence None The Richer

*****
by Leora Rothenberg

 Most of you have probably heard of this band by name, but if you haven’t you most likely have heard their hit song “Kiss Me” which was the theme song for the teenage movie She’s All That.  “Kiss Me” premiered at the #7 slot on the Billboard list, and has been a huge hit since then. But their self-titled album definitely has more tunes for you to listen and enjoy. Their refreshing style in music has a light-heartedness that could get you in the right mood for doing anything from dancing and running to singing or taking a nap. The lyrics are not nearly as corny as the majority of the music to which you are cruelly subjected to today. From rappers who don’t know how to get a hit song without ripping off a classic, to people who think that rhyming lyrics with alternative background music is music, America has been subjected to enough bad music, Sixpence really changes that. It has a nice light romantic rock that both sexes should appreciate. I would buy this album if you listen to rap, classical music, rock and roll, or pop. This type of music just lures fans in and keeps them there. 

Unplugged

By Beau C. and Jared B.

 Everyone has seen or at least heard of the MTV program, “Unplugged.” When big name musicians put down the electrics, turn off the distortion, and bust out the acoustics. If you think that sounds good, you should have heard the VP staff when they went unplugged. With their phat vibes and hip sounds, they tore it up in H-4 like never before. With editor-in-chief Brawner Alcorn showing off her distinctive sound, and Jared Baker getting off with his lively flavor, the journalism class was transformed into an all out jam session. The lone bass player, Declan Gould, who broke the rules when she plugged in an amp, felt good about her session. Beau Cribbs, with his bluesy guitar stylings and his carisma on the harmonica, ripped up the line in the long lasting concert. If you think you’ve heard great, if you think you’ve heard better, then come for a listen before you make a final decision.

Violent Femmes Rock the House

by Declan G.

 “We are really glad to be here.  I know you’re glad to be here, but we are really, really glad to be here,” lead singer of the Violent Femmes, Gordon Gano, humbly grinned as the trio made its long-awaited entrance on stage.  The band was so modest that after their delayed entrance, it took a moment for the already weary audience to realize it was, finally, the Violent Femmes.  The audience welcomed the band with eager shrieks and an impatient din that grew to a crescendo, echoing off the Robins Center walls as half the audience clambered down the bleachers, a tidal wave of college students and young couples, miraculously recessing directly in front of the stage.  Well, maybe not quite a tidal wave; but it certainly should have been, considering this is one of the greatest real rock bands still around and one of the best concerts to hit Richmond in quite some time.  At this point the Violent Femmes, a rock trio from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, had already launched into their phenomenal concert, shooting it off with “Out the Window” and the hilariously clever miniature number, “Fat.” 
 The concert, which was on Friday, April 16 from 8-11:15 p.m.,  continued with  such well known songs as “Blister in the Sun”and “American Music”, a fun, genuine rock song proclaiming “I love American music. Do you love American music?”  “Blister in the Sun” really got the crowd hopping, and their energy continued throughout the entire concert, not to mention the band’s constant animation.  Lead singer Gano’s facial expressions were amazing, going from dejected to elated in five minutes.  The bass player was extraordinary, with riffs that not many others could probably ever learn to play, and an aggressive style that is very rare in today’s new music. 
 The topics addressed throughout the concert included songs about mass murderer Jeffrey Dahmer, sitting on the corner waiting for the bus and of course, women troubles. The enthusiastic crowd sang along to such songs as “Good Feelings”, a bluesy song highlighting the band’s more sensitive side, as well as Gano’s likeness to Jonathan Richmond.  “Prove My Love,” a catchy,  rhythmic number, was followed by songs including “The Love is Gone”, in which the bassist banged on a xylophone, something  one very seldom sees at a rock concert.  When the concert ended, seemingly minutes after it began, the small crowd of only 1,500 found themselves desperately protesting the band’s departure.  Finally, the trio reappeared.  They performed one final, toe-tapping song, “Add It Up”, a hit number with some awesome guitar riffs. 
 Music fans, you should be ashamed of yourselves for letting such an amazing rock band play to so many empty seats.  The Violent Femmes put on a great show, with many clever surprises (the horns of dilemma, etc.), just what we need in today’s dying genuine rock scene.

A Bug’s Life

*****
by Jenny B.
 
 A Bug’s Life is definitely a kid’s movie, like most of the other Disney films. I would recommend it to people in the five-to-twelve age span. A Bug’s Life was made on computers, which made it seem more life-like and well-done. The graphics were awesome and the sound effects were pretty good.
 When I first got to the theater, I said, “ Yeah, right, this is a movie for my little sister.” I was really, really wrong. Not only were the graphics and sound effects great, but the voices were, too. This is a movie that I recommend everyone see.