ARE YOU UNPLEASANT?

Okay, so you've thoroughly read all of articles given here, and are now quietly confident that you're able to hold your own in the harsh outside world by being evil, insulting, conniving, and downright unpleasant to people. But! What if you're wrong? What if, rather than being the powerhouse of nastiness that you believe yourself to be, you are in fact a complete wuss? A big girl's blouse? Utterly soft? Just because you know all of the theory doesn't mean that you'll be able to put it into practice, does it?

Well don't worry, because now you can test your unpleasantness by answering the questions in this quiz. Provided below are a series of real life situations, and a number of answers. Simply pick the answer that most reflects what you'd do in the situation, and let the computer work out exactly how unpleasant you are.

Once all of the questions have been answered this ingeneous piece of programming will automatically work out what I like to term as your "Unpleasantness Quotient" (patent applied for), and will tell you a little bit about yourself. Probably.

Just put your name in this box and type your e-mail address (if you have one) , then click below to start the quiz.

Okay, are you ready? Then let's begin ....

Fig. 1 - A different kind of test, and one that requires considerably more skill than this one. Probably.

Once you've finished the quiz why not go and have a look at some other people's quiz scores here?

TIGU Maintained by Tony Gowland
Last updated: 12/5/98