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Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
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HEY, Life is still not fair for the guys Found in a restaurant in England:
Guys: No shirt, No service Girls: No shirt, No charge
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Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
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A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race Let's see who can go downhill the fastest
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Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead'
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MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but... A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
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Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
restrooms
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Please wait for hostess to seat you.
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Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT: Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
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Seen in a health food store_ " Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot "
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If you're smoking, you'd better be on fire.
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"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
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I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here... You have to bring your own.
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