It has come to our attention that Rachelle has been telling all the secrets of our village. She has been publishing our sacred, secret ancestral documents and she has been publishing secrets about the land of Florida.
All of this has caused the village to be transformed from the peaceful serene igloo town it was to the current chaotic hub it is. Many of the villagers are gone - they set off on a fool's errand to find the alleged land of Florida. Meanwhile, the village is crowded with foolish foreigners who do not understand our ways. They are trying to build igloos. We tell them that it is summer so there is no snow, but they do not believe us. Last week, a foreigner stopped one of the village wisemen in the street and begged him to tell where the snow is. The wiseman told him that the snow is just a bit north of here. The poor foolish foreigner set off at dawn today with nothing but a shovel and a large plastic sack. Poor fool.
Anyhow, after careful consideration of all the evidence, we have come to the conclusion that everything that has gone wrong in the last little while (including the summer hut disaster) is Rachelle's fault. She is currently in custody at our jail hut. I think we'll keep her there for awhile. She has a lot of explaining to do.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Village Authorities.
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