Long ago a king had a beautiful daughter. Not wanting to marry her off to just anyone, he issued a proclamation all over the land that anyone who wished to marry the princess would have to pass a difficult challenge. Weeks passed and no one came to try their luck. One day a gallant, handsome prince rode up on his steed and declared that he would accept the challenge for the hand of the fair princess. The king took him outside and pointed to 3 large tents that were set up."In the first," he said, "are 10 of the world's most difficult puzzles.You must solve each of them. The second tent contains a large grizzly bear with an infected tooth. You must pull it. And the third tent contains my most discriminating concubine. You must make love to her and give her pleasure." The prince nods his understanding and goes into the first tent.Several days later he emerges, eyes bleary from lack of sleep, walking like a zombie. "All done with those," he said, and staggered into the second tent. Moments later, the most hideous, awful growls, snarls, roars,and shrieks came from the tent. The tent shook until it was ready to collapse. Finally the prince staggers out, cut, scratched, bloody,and pretty torn up. "OK," he said, "now where's that lady with the bad tooth?"
This guy goes into a whorehouse, and heads for the madam. "Ma-am, I'd like a whore, please". "Sure", says the madam, and shouts upstairs "Harry, grease up Helen", and turns back to the guy "That'll be a hundred bucks" "Oh dear", he replies "I haven't got *that* much" "Okay" and shouts upstairs again "Harry, grease up Mildred....that'll be 50 bucks." "I'm sorry, I haven't even got that much" Fine...Harry, grease up Beverly...that's 25 dollars" "Nope, I haven't got 25 dollars." The madam is losing patience. "Well, how much HAVE you got ?" "2 bucks" She sighs and shouts upstairs "Harry, grease up."