Mike's Wav Castle

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Diablo Kicks Butt!
Updated last January 28th, 1998

Now for the best sounds on the net!!!
Due to the limited memory I recieve, 2 new movies will be displayed
each week. Email me with your requests. They will all be filled in
time.

Liar Liar

Hit me again Ike!
Why did he pull him over?
The God damn pen is blue!
I'm kickin' my ass, do ya mind?!
I've had better.

Austin Powers

There's nothing like a schorned scrotum.
Don't get Dr. Evil upset.
Call me DR. Evil!
Is it an evil zoo?
How dare you break wind before me!

Here are some Misc.

Scream: My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me!
Braveheart: Must be a fashionable battle, it's drawin' the finest people!
Braveheart: The Lord says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're fuc*ed! Ha!
Broken Arrow: Your out of your mind. Yeah ain't it cool!
Casino: There's alot of holes in the desert.

The following sounds ARE AVAILABLE THROUGH EMAIL. I will accept up to
5 files at a time.

Dumb and Dumber Sounds:

Annoying:--Most annoying sound in the world!
Don't care:--I don't care!
Jetway:--I fell off the jetway again.
Schoolboy:--I desperately want to make love to a school boy!

Mission Impossible:

Lasagna:--Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya!
Kittrige:--All right Hunt, enough is enough....
Upset:---You've never seen me very upset.

Cable Guy Sounds:

Phone.wav -- Chip fills up Steves' answering machine.
Juiceup.wav -- I'll juice ya up!
Youbuy.wav -- You buy this time, I'll buy next time!!

I have just about every cut down buy the drill seargent in FULL METAL JACKET.
Email your requests.

Happy Gilmore Sounds:

Price.wav -- The price is wrong b*tch!
Flow.wav -- The whole flow. You know what I mean.
Bleeps.wav -- Severe swearing by Happy! This rules.
Shi*.wav -- I eat pieces of shi* like you for breakfast.
AY.wav -- Rhyming game with suffix "AY"

Just about every MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL SOUND AVAILABLE, EMAIL YOUR REQUESTS.

Just about every PROPHECY quote available also.

Scream Sounds:

Dyin'.wav -- I think I'm dyin' here man!
Formula.wav -- There's a very simple formula!
Peer Pressure.wav -- I'm far to sensitive!
Its a scream.wav -- It's a scream baby!
Rules.wav -- The rules of every horror movie.
Mom&Dad.wav -- My mom and dad are going to so mad at me!!!!
Tact.wav -- It's called tact you f*ckrag!
Woosy.wav -- Stop Billy, I'm feelin' a little woosy here!

Just about every SPACEBALLS quote ever.

And just about all the SIMPSONS quotes available.

I also have alot of SPAWN, THE CARTOON sounds available. I won't list
them because I'm not sure how many people have seen it.

I HAVE ABOUT 500 MORE SOUNDS TO GO WITH THESE I JUST CAN'T LIST THEM ALL.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A PARTICULAR SOUND, GIVE ME A BRIEF DESCRIPTION AND
I'LL MOST LIKELY KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT.

I also have alot of THEMES to certain movies, T.V. shows, cartoons, etc..
if you have any in particular that you would like, let me know.

And for those of you who like the WWF, here's a picture of me and Dude Love.

By the way, I'm really big on scary stuff as if you couldn't tell. If
any of you have any pictures or wavs, or even a scary story, email me about it.

New pictures will be displayed periodically.

By the way, hi Noelle.