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YORKEN's FunPage!!

It is my funpage, and I made it just for the hell of it. Here's a little test for ya'll. I got it from Jill, and I think it's really cool, enjoy and here's the instruction.

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points. DON'T CHEAT! But before you go, the answars are located between the silver lines, just highlight the word in between and you'll see it.

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GO!

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.

nose

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.

peanut butter

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.

crane

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.

Titanic

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.

tent

6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.

dentist

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

wedding ring

8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.

elevator

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

chewing gum

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.

newspaper boy

11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.

glove

12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

arrow

13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

attorney

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience.

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