About Me Hum, about me...well, I grew up in Holts Summit, Missouri, which is about 5 miles outside of the capital, Jefferson City. I graduated from Jefferson City High School in 1993. (Man, I'm getting old!) Then from Metro Business College in 1995. (That place was a joke.) I've since gone on to work in a variety of boring and unimportant jobs in which I was unappreciated and underpaid. (Well, that's how I feel, anyway.)   Me at 18  In Vegas playin' around! 2002 So, now I'm just kickin' back, waiting for the perfect job and the perfect man to fall into my lap. Everyone says it happens when you're not looking. Ok, TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: My eyes are closed...I'm not peeking!!! Let me have it!! Hum...nothing...  Me in Vegas-2002 Recently, I had a Gastric Bypass operation...yeah, I got my stomach stapled on March 3, 2003. I'm looking forward to joining a gym of some sort and toning and strengthening my new body. You can check out my Bypass Journal Here.  Feb. 2004 and 120 lbs lighter  This was in April 2004  June 2004, 140lbs smaller. On this day, I got a couple pair of Tommy Hilfiger jeans from my cousin who'd lost some weight. I actually fit into designer jeans!! Who'da thunk it?       Me in those Tommy jeans!!! Anyway, I'll add more stuff later, until then...enjoy the jokes and photos and check back often!  |