A man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost
at least 5 pounds."

When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The man nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to
drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

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