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Toys pictured above:

• inflatable alien
  I won him at the state fair.(actually I just paid off the game operator to give him to me)
  
  
• my big silly chimp doll
  I found this guy in the supermarket, and it was too funny looking to leave there... so here he is with me.
  
  
• my 3 stooges dolls - Moe, Larry, & Curly
  I've had these forever. I got them for Christmas from my pappy when I was just a wee lad. (anyone have a Shemp doll they wouldn't mind parting with? I'd be happy to buy it)
  
  
• talking Beetlejuice doll
  This was an awsome find at a flea market. Pull the string on his back and he says random quotes from the movie, and above the string is a button. When you push it, his head spins around at an amazing speed.
  
  
• walking talking grim reaper
  I got him at another flea market (flea markets are a great place to find cool toys cheap) He takes a few steps then spins around at the waist a few times while playing creepy music, laughing, and saying, "I'm going to get you !" Also he has little red lights in his eyes, and a light in the skull he carries that flash on and off during all this. Needless to say, my cats are horrified by it.
  
  
• doll from the first ALIEN movie
  This is the oldest toy in my collection. A good friend of mine gave it to me. (thanks John) It stands about a foot tall, has moving arms and legs, and a trigger on the back of it's head that makes the mouth open and the second set of teeth come out. (I once used it for a PEZ dispencer)
  
  
• storm trooper motion detector
  This spiffy little toy starts yelling and shooting at anyone that walks past it. It came with a big red gun that you can shoot back at it with. I bought it at Wal-Mart.
  
  
• 10 inch Mr. T action figure.
  Yet another flea market score. It's Mr. T, need I say more?
  
  
• 10 inch Silver Surfer action figure
  Again... the flea market find of the day. From out of the comic books and cartoons, and into the local flea market came this chrome colored treasure of a hero who surfed his way on to my toy shelf. (poetic eh?)
  
  
• 10 inch Captain America action figure
  I found this defender of American freedom in a nifty little store on South st. in Philadelphia called "University of Cards". Captain America isn't as popular as Superman and Batman, so it was a real treat when I found this.
  
  
• 10 inch Spider-Man action figure
  I picked this up in the same store as Captain America. Sure, Spidey is among the heros you see every where, but he's REAL cool !!!
  
  
• Bob's Big Boy bank (wow say that 10 times fast)
  For those of you who don't know what Bob's Big Boy is, it's a restaurant chain that always has a huge statue of this little guy in checkered pants standing out front. Once every couple of years I hear about some one stealing the statue from the front of the establishment, and I must admit... I laugh every time. This miniature replica of the victem is a piggy bank, but he sits on my toy shelf with no money in him... just in case he's the next one to disapear. (that and I don't have any money to put in it) I got him at a store on South st. in Philly called "Vintage Clothing Company" The guy that owns the store is real cool. (he use to come in my pizza shop every day for lunch) He's got a perfect pompador hair-do that I am quite jealous of.
  
  
• Pee Wee Herman and Chairy
  Can you guess where I got it?... At the flea market of coarse. Pee Wee and chairy together again. His TV show was taken off the air when got caught in a porno theater enjoying his own company. (so to speak) If you look close you can see a slutty little half naked woman on his lap in the picture above. Her name is Sodie Pop. I put her there with him so he would have NO reason to go back to a sleazy joint like that and get into trouble again. (it's worked so far)
  
  
• man 2 lamb
  This little wind up toy is a bit disturbing, but damn funny none the less. Wind it up and watch a naked man mount his lamb from behind. I got this at a store on South st. called "Condom Nation" they sell all kinds of adult novelties. Not to mention a few sex toys and of coarse... condoms.
  
  
• Star Wars PEZ dispencers
  Yoda, C3PO, Chewbacca, Darth Vadar, and Storm Troopers have joined the ever growing number of America's favorite toy that delivers candy from the neck of your favorite hero. I got these at a few different stores on South st. in Philly.

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