Hey there!
Since
this
page
takes
a bit
of
time
to
load
I
have
decided
to put
this
long
lonely
path
to the
bottom
of the
page.
You see
I
want
the
page
loaded
by
the
time
you
get
to the
bottom.
Here's
some
buttons
to play
with
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Now
wasn't
that
just
the most
exciting
time
you
have
had
on
someone's
web
page?
Okay
okay
is the
suspense
killing
you?
Alrighty then...
Ta Ta Da Da!
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Hey,
slow
the
heck
down.
What's
your
hurry?
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HELLO
What took you so long?
Okay, I'm the guy in the middle...and NO ladies...you may not have the phone number of the other two guys...geez.
And no, I'm not short, I'm sittin on a stool.