The Man the Mystery the Legend? The man behind the fedora is Caleb. He is a private secret agent. He is not affiliated with the government in any way. Based in the Willamette Valley of Oregon, he has lots of experience in this field of work. On one occasion he has to chase after a character named "Jo".
-artists rendition of "Jo"-
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"Jo" scared people, (s?)he was so scary looking. Most townspeople couldn't tell whether Joe was a feminine man or a masculine woman. Caleb had to duel it out with a good Samaritan baseball player trying to protect "Jo". It ended with Caleb taking off the wig and glasses of "Jo", uncovering a girl. The moustache didn't belong to "Jo" either, it was just some smeared mascara. In the process a dancing gypsy was killed, and the good Samaritan baseball player got a black eye.

By now you've probably figured out that this isn't a true story. Congratulations. It's really a home video made by a few punk kids: the siblings Rachel, Nathan, and Caleb, and my sister and I. It is a short "movie", only around 3 minutes long. There isn't much dialogue going around, as the characters rely mostly on facial expressions. It was made in October 1996. The characters are as follows:
Caleb (age 10) as SECRET AGENT MAN Kristina (age 12) as "JO" Rachel (age 12) as COLD GIRL IN PARK Samantha (age 10) as GYPSY DANCER Nathan (age 13)as GOOD SAMARITAN BASEBALL PLAYER

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