Besides using the binoculars to spy on a guy that looked like Obi-Wan Kenobi, we took candid shots of the killer seagulls. They may look like nice, clean, animals... but in fact, they're rabid inbreds. Just take a look:
1. Here, my dad narrowly escapes death as a seagull steals some bread from his hand.
2. That same dirty seagull flies away with its treasure.
3. All these seagulls were waiting outside the car, just waiting for us to exit, waiting, waiting,
waiting to peck out our eyes. They were so numerous, and so ferocious, that, in fact, Sam wouldn't even get out of the vehicle (which would be a Chevy Blazer).
4. These folks weren't so lucky as us. A grandma and her grandson didn't suspect the danger that lied before them. Here, as they try to feed the "civilized" birds, they are swarmed, and, as the coroners later found, eaten by the whole inbred family of gulls.
never, I repeat, NEVER try this at home. Or the coast-wherever you happen to be. Leave it to the pros.
But are there professional gull-handlers? So I don't have any basis with which I can back that previous statement up. But I'm sure there are, right?
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