Top 10 Online Lies

               10.  "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".
  
                9.   "You're different...........I've never felt like this about
                      someone I've never met before."
   
                8.   "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...
                      ............but tell me more about yourself." 
  
                7.   "I never do cybersex!!  Yet here in this room alone with you,
                      well, I'm getting excited"
  
                6.   "Yes of course I'm female..............."
  
                5.   "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more
                      than one?"
  
                4.    "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!"  Male
                      version is "I'm  6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out"
  
                3.    "I'm not like most of the guys here, I just want to meet so we
                       can just have coffee and get to know each other"  (at the hotel
                       coffee shop)
  
                2.    "I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that
                       counts"   (Which is true, except it means "I'm horny and could
                       care less, just type")
  
                And the number one Online lie is.................................
  
                1.  "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched"

          
          

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