"Behold the pale horse, and the man who sat on him was death. And Hell followed with him." -- Tombstone
"Know your Dope Fiend! Your life may depend on it! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing." -- Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." -- Pulp Fiction
"Is it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort-of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No."
"Why am I the only person who has that dream?" -- Real Genius
"What ya doin?"
"Self Realization - I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'" -- Real Genius
"I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and Shit... and Jack left town." -- Army of Darkness
This is the infamous "foot massage" conversation between Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. And since this is a PG-13 rated web-site, I'm putting asterisks (*) in and you can figure out the rest.
Jackson: It's a foot massage... a foot massage is nothin'. I'd give my mother a foot massage.
"Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man... Alright Father, I'll ask him. If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Engishmen?"
"Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace."
"William Wallace is seven feet tall."
Travolta: It's layin' your hands in a familiar way on Marsallis' new wife. I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her p*ssy out? No. But it's the same f*ckin' ballpark.
J: Aint no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet and stickin your tongue in the holiest of holies aint the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
T: Have you ever given a foot massage?
J: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot f*ckin' master.
T: You given a lot of 'em?
J: Shit yeah, got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
T: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
J: F*ck you.
T: You give 'em a lot?
J: F*ck you.
T: You know, I'm kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
J: Yo, yo, yo, man. You'd best back off, I'm getting a little pissed here.
"Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?"
"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father. The Almighty says, 'Don't change the subject, just answer the f*ckin' question." -- Braveheart
"Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightening from his arse. I AM William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men and free men you are. What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"
"No!"
"Against that? NO! We will run and we will live."
"Ay, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now... would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!" -- Braveheart
That's all I have time for right now, but if anyone has any favorites they'd like to contribute, email me at: nan1@alltel.net
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