The New & Improved Monica & Bill
by The Back of the Bus Survey Team
Monica and Bill each have an anus. Bill has a strange sexual fixation with baboons so Monica took him to the hospital to have a catscan. Instead of brain surgery, they cut off his dick. Now Bill dresses up like RuPaul and is in a singing group called the "Essence Queens." Now that he's a diva, he can no longer be the King of Fertilization. So he tries to pimp himself off at the gas station. He contracted Herpes Simplex II from a "customer." He found out that Monica's parents were inbred jackasses and that their goat wears a kimono. Bill had the goat lick his newly replaced genitalia. Monica called Bill a "mofo" and the goat squealed, "Naaaaaaa..." Monica and Bill still have oral sex because Monica keeps a pee-pee at Quaker Steak and Lube so now they spend their days rimming each other. One day in the middle of a rimfest, Monica let loose a she-rock before she could make it to the Thunderbucket. Unfortuately, she wasn't wearing any underwear. Later on that day, Bill lathered up with Vaseline and Wain came over and they made an X-rated movie utilizing a yak's body parts. It was entitled Zorro.
John Bolster took a minute SHE-ROCK on the second bus. We just thank God he wasn't on ours...
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