Don't mind all the sugar on the ground.  Just step over it.  Or better yet, flap your arms and fly over it.  You get a really pretty bird's-eye-view of all that white stuff.   Or is it purple stuff?  Oh well.  I'll find some use for it somehow.  Maybe you'd like some to take home with you?  Hmm, I know, how would you like some sugar in your coke?  Oh wait, I haven't even offered you a drink!  *slaps her forehead*  Silly me!  Ok, how would you like a can of frozen coke with 36lbs of sugar with it?

By the way, my name's DAWNIE! (ok, my name's actually Dawn but I hate the way it sounds), *extends her hand and shakes it so vigorously that squeaky noises come outta it*  and I'm 1/3 of the Big Bear Hugz! (boy, I sound very fragmented, don't I?  Don't worry, I'm not gonna break and fall into pieces right in front of your eyes. *picks her toe off the floor*)  WOOHOO (not about my toe falling off)!!!!  I'm only one who lives up in Canada but virtually, I'm lying on Debs' bed in her room, just kicking back! *grin*  Hey, pass me the pizza, will ya??  Oh no, tell me you didn't sit on it!  Uh, nice pepperoni butt!

Anyway, it's so amazing to meet people like Debs and Ali 'cause they're just sooooo cool and hey, they're my best friends and sisters!  *big, big, big bear hugz out to 'em and turns them blue and cuts off their air supply in the meantime*  Uh-oh, don't worry, Debs!  Don't worry, Ali!!  I know CPR!!  Here, first you hafta put your leg over your shoulder... and then you're supposed to sing the alphabet backward 48 times.  Guys, wake up and sing it and you'll be fine!!  You need air to breath, c'mon!!!!

Anyway, I'm a alt.fan.backstreet.boys summer reg (in which case, it's needless to say I'm VERY EXTREMELY, COMPLETELY OBSESSED ("obsessed" being the operative word here, people!) with the Backstreet Boys, who, incidentally, are hanging with me and Debs in her room.  Now what we're doing.... *evil grin* Let's just say it isn't quite rated PG13; rated A maybe) and the co-prez of The Silly Society together with Debs. There's a reason for that! Hang around me for a bit and you're gonna see how hyper and silly and zany and wacked I can get.  I'm also an Anonymous Non-Thinker.  Something me, Sari and Saira came up with in the newsgroup.  The only rule - DON'T THINK!!!  Or really, think and get persecuted!!  OMG, did a thought just pass?  Ahhhhh!!!  I'm gonna die now!!!

Um, one more thing though, I'm not quite in the newsgroup right now 'cause I'm being held back from being online by a coupla insecure control freaks. *mumbles under her breath*  %$^&*!^)$^!(^(&!%!#!*!@$*&! *sigh*
 

Sooo, for all the NG regs reading this now.... I miss ya guys tons!!!!  *BIG GROUP HUG (somehow)!*
 

If you didn't quite know, I'm extremely GUY-CRAZY!!!!  Hehehehe.  I've got a major weakness for blonds, especially those with... melting... blue... eyes.  *Nick comes up and makes Dawnie melt*  At any one time, I'm usually crushing on at least ONE guy.  Another thing too - white guys only!!  I'm not racist or anything (given that I'm Asian) but it's one of those must-have things.  I bet a lotta you are gonna have something to say about it.  Pile it on right here.

Oh yeah!  Guess what?????  Did I happen to mention I'm hyper?  :)  Just checking!  I'm soooo hyper, hyper, hyper that you're gonna have so much sugar in your blood you'll wanna dump it someplace (like in someone's coffee, and then run away screaming and laughing like an idiot!  Oh wait, I absotively-posilutely HATE coffee, so how 'bout dumping it into someone's ear or something?  Yeah!!  I like that!!  They'll get a really hyper ear!). I'm proud of that though! I'm me!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, I'm also the creator of the Mousecapades (and dust bunnies). Which is to say that I own a mouse with a mind and life of its own and I own a earless dust bunny. Wanna meet 'em?

*searches around for Mousey and DB*

Awww, Mousey's skydiving the shower while eating blue jello and dying DB's fur purple with a Magic Marker. Ok, I'll get back to 'em later!

See ya around, people!  *waves till her arms fall off*

*bounces off on Mousey's pogo-stick tail*