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I will not waste chalk

I will not skateboard in the halls

I will not burp in class

I will not investigate revolution

I will not draw naked ladies in class

I did not see Elvis

I will not call my teacher "hot cakes"

Garlic Gum is not funny

They are laughing at me, not with me

I will not yell 'FIRE!' in a crowded classroom

I will not encourage others to fly

Tar is not a plaything

I will not xerox my butt

I will not trade pants with others

I am not a 32-year-old woman

I will not do that thing with my tongue

I will not drive the principal's car

I will not pledge allegiance to Bart

I will not sell school property

I will not get very far with this additude

I will not make flatulent noises in class

I will not belch the national anthem

I will not sell land in Florida

I will not grease the monkey bars

I will not hide behind the fifth amendment

I will not do anything bad ever again

I will not show off

I will not sleep through my education

I am not a dentist

Spitwads are not free speech

Nobody like sunburn slappers

High explosives and school don't mix

I will not squeak chalk

I will finish what I sta

"Bart Bucks"are not legal tender

Underwear should be worn on the inside

The Christmas Pageant does not stink

I will not torment the emotionally frail

I will not carve gods

I will not spank others

I will not aim for the head

I will not barf unless I'm sick

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge

I will not conduct my own firedrills

Funny noises are not funny

I will not spin the turtle

I will not snap bras

I will not fake seizures

This punishment is not boring and pointless

My name is not Dr. Death

I will not defame New Orleans

I will not bury the new kid

I will not teach others to fly

I will not bring sheep to class

A burp is not an answer

Teacher is not a leper

Coffee is not a drink for kids

I will not eat things for money

I will not yell,"She's dead" during roll call

The principal's toupee is not a frisbee

I will not call he principal "Spud head"

Goldfish don't bounce

Mud is not one of the 4 food groups

No one is intrested in my underpants

I will not sell miracle cures

I will return the seeing eye dog

I do not have diplomatic immunity

I will not charge admission to the bathroom

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