Short Quotes

...The return of Candies shoes, another
shamelessly provocative relic of the 1970s,
is probably also giving them heartburn.
Disco inferno! ...

...Jenny is the new spokesmodel
for Candies. Remember Candies?
Yes, those "do-me" slides of the late-70s
disco era are back, and the company chose
a model who is just as cheesy as the
shoe...

...originally started Candies, and created
a shoe craze just ask any woman you know
after growing to something like 150 mm...

A fashion adviser appearing on the Today show
recently told a show host
"I would not wear an open-toed shoe to work."

Well, I hope she doesn't need new shoes this spring since it
seems nearly every fashionable shoe in the stores is either
toeless or backless.

Mules, clogs, thongs, slides and other backless shoes
that go flip-flopping to the water cooler are clearly
not consistent with a professional look...
Anyway, I can't picture an executive saying to his assistant,
"Miss Togglewort! Take off those sexy shoes!"

(Nail Polish) ...the collection includes sparkling gun metal
grey, metallic dark blue, and glitzy orange as well as the
popular dark maroon shades with a shimmer . If you think
these colours are too much try applying them to
toenails only to liven up strappy shoes or mules

The Bible Clearly States that true Christians will eshew any
manner of dressing that becomes too popular. If all of your
friends are wearing them, it is exactly the sign that you
must run the other direction, because it is
vanity and SIN. Sister Rossetta remembers the day when a young
postulant wanted to wear single strapped "Candies" on her feet,
because they were all the rage. Oh no! We got her into
counseling, and she learned that the Lord wanted her to wear
chunky clunky shoes that were sturdy, but clearly out of
fashion at the time. Now that stacked heels are "IN,"
Sister Rossetta may grant the nun's original wish to wear the
"Candies" advertised by Jenny McCarthy. I hope that helps your
decision. It's all in the Bible.

...the fetishist is also often polygamous: a shoe fetishist is
not satisfied with only one shoe throughout his whole life,
but rather seeks new shoes, and often keeps a 'harem' of
such.

(...) A bus driver who's been drinking can endanger
the lives of hundreds of innocent people. But no
matter how wreckless a teenager is on the dance
floor, she can only endanger 2 or 3 lives, at the
most. (Unless she's wearing clogs!)

(...) Jenny McCarthy and Candie's sandals. Of course, Candie's
and the oft-supine Miss M are a natural match. Who better to
peddle the revamped trailer vamps, so coveted by
budding Lolitas about two decades ago, than
McCarthy? She's cute. She's not too-upwardly mobile.
And the tarty slides complement her wardrobe nicely. (...)

Jennie Garth describing her favourite
outfit:
'Men's boxer shorts, oversize T-shirts and clogs'

FashionStance! May 97 Issue:

Romantic Lingerie:

William A. Rossi is a former podiatrist and currently
serves as a consultant to the footwear industry.
In his book, The Sex Life the Foot and Shoe, he related
the story of a woman telling her psychiatrist of a disturbing
dream-she was walking down the street naked, except
for her shoes. "And you felt deeply embarrassed?" probed
her psychiatrist. "Terribly so," she replied, "they were
last year's shoes."

(...)Women should not dress to attract attention at corporate
functions.(...)
Clogs, evening shoes in gold and silver, sneakers and fishnet
stockings are also too enticing for the working environment.

My mother had actually seen one of the Candie's ad in a
magazine (the one with orange shoes) and was completely
disgusted by the ad, the shoe company, and Jenny.
She asked when showing me the ad "What are they trying to say,
the shoes are shitty?!" (...)

Dani Sablan



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