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Update Dec. 26, 1999 - photo of niece.
Update Dec. 29, 2003 - removed some dead links
Here's a picture of me, taken while I didn't know I was being photographed. The picture was taken by a co-worker testing out an electronic camera. This photo taken about 1998... not sure. Here's a picture of my niece, born November 7, 1999. This picture was taken about two days after she was born. If you click on it, you'll get to a BIG page with a lot more pictures, though none of me. Warning: the big page is over 1 megabyte, not recommended for slow modems. Netscape browser users might want to switch off the "Auto Load Images" feature before going to the big page, so that you can manually control which images you want to load.
Let's face it, I am never going to make a nicer page. I don't have time.

I am collecting pictures for a special pond.

Here is a link to 'C' language source code compatible with the antique "TURBO C" compiler. Click on the picture to follow link.


  • a link for more details on hamsters.
  • a link to a page where I collect funny pictures.






  • Interested in movies ? Here are some titles we could chat about
  • Chess.

    Where I play: telnet://fics.onenet.net port 5000



  • or at ALDEBARAN multi-user-dungeon

  • Well, here are some of my oft told jokes.


    Margaret Thatcher went for a walk and noticed a man begging on the street. She hates beggars, so she went over to scold him for being too lazy to get a job. As she approached, she noticed the beggar was wearing a little sign, that read, "FALKLANDS WAR VETERAN". This changed her heart, and melting with compassion, she took out 50 pounds and offered it to the beggar. The man eagerly accepted, telling her "Muchos Gracias !!!".

    Did you hear about the boy who ran away to the circus, to become a human cannonball ? They hired him and fired him the same day.

    And then there was the man who missed a job interview at a fire hydrant factory, because he couldn't park anywhere near the place...

    Two sardines were swimming in the Hudson River. One sardine says, "Let's go to the Bronx!". The other sardine says, "How will we get there ?". The first sardine says, "Let's take the subway!". The other sardine said, "WHAT !!, and be packed in like PEOPLE!!!!".

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