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About Me 

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                 / / |           U Das           | \ \
               _( (_ | Indian Institute of Tech. | _) )_
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'Swat I look like:

I am a Second Year student of 
 Department of Electrical Engineering,
 Indian Institute of Technology,   
Bombay, 
 India
I am doing my BTech in Electrical Engg and MTech in Micro-electronics.

AMBITION: To study computer Sciences in the USA! 

This page contasins links to some interesting Jokes & Stories.
More importantly it contains my request to the world : 

LET'S BE FRIENDS


 For All Of U 

 A Beautiful Story 

 Jokes For All 
 
    

  1.   Modern Fable

  2.  Jokes

  3.   More Jokes

  4.   Jokes Again 

  5.   Ajit Jokes

  6.   Sardarji Jokes 

  7.   Moron Jokes 

  8.   Stuck Peanuts 

  9.   Ideal News Headlines 

  10.   Twisted News Headlines 

  11.   Learn English 

  12.   A Day Off 

  13.   The Monkeys 

  14.   Hindi Phillum (Film) 

  15.   U know U are Computer Overworked When .. 

  16.   How To Catch A Lion 

  17.   If Lalloo Was PM 

  18.   The Indo-Pak War 

  19.   To Be American 

  20.    A Day in the Life of an American 

  21.   Guide to Using Computers 

  22.   A Cynic's Guide to life 

  23.   Jokes on Indian democracy  No harm intended. Please take as joke only.

  24.   Gabbar Singh Software Consultants  Rudimentary knowledge of Hindi movies required to enjoy this fully.

  25.   From Our Metallurgy Dept. 

  26.   Ideal names  Rudimentary Hindi required.

  27.   News Headlines Messups 

  28.   A Coherent Spelling System 

  29.   Atal Babur Boma  A Bengali poem.
    
N.B. : No harm intended. No political comments implied. Just kidding!

  30.   Punjub Engineering & Medical College Entrance exam  N.B. : Not meant to hurt any religious, political or communal feelings. Just kidding.



 Things to See  (text-only graphics!)
 
    

  1.   If u understand Hindi, SEE THIS!

  2.   See Monalisa 

  3.   See Snow White 

  4.   Lion King Characters 

  5.   Meet My Doggy! 

  6.   A Flower 



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